Pornoheft Research Team finds new concert review

Pornoheft Research Team has found a previously unknown review of Pornoheft's last month's Hafenklang show in Hamburg. This newly discovered review takes the record for the best review in the history of Pornoheft show reviews. Called the Virago Hamburg Punk Review after the constellation in which it lies, it is about 5590 characters long. This is longer than any former review. The discovery of the review was made possible by a recent survey of the internet, which has allowed Pornoheft Research Team to look beyond the clouds of dust in the world wide web. Until now, the review lay undetected behind the dense complexity of the web. In this way, Pornoheft Research Team found the main page of the review in hamburg-punk.de and some trails of links leading back to it. It seems that these links pulled out of the review not only contribute to the outer reaches of the web, but may also pass close to Pornoheft's own website, pornoheft.org "It's like putting on night vision," says team member Oile Lachpansen of Katze Platten, "we are now able to study a part of Pornoheft's history that has been previously out of sight. The VHP Review may have added up to 3% increase in popularity to Pornoheft. This is also an important discovery because it highlights that Pornoheft is not in its middle age, Pornoheft is still forming. Prolific interactions of the sort we are seeing here could be responsible for some of the detail we find today in the structure of Pornoheft." Pornoheft Research Team currently believes that Pornoheft grew to their present proportions by fortifying international relationships. These relationships add to the growing list of Pornoheft performances around the globe. Computer simulations show that the growth rate of performances has been taking advantage of international relationships and will continue to do so.

2009 August 22, Köln, Sonic Ballroom, + Tick 17

Pornoheft to intensify PR strategies during summer

As you read this, markets continue to be in turmoil and Pornoheft is unaffected by these global realities. Nevertheless Pornoheft Research Team has concerns about what impact these events could have on Pornoheft's businesses in the future. Trying to forecast appropriate strategies to manage through such circumstances demands a fresh perspective. Pornoheft Research Team recognises that extra creative thinking and a total understanding of Pornoheft in these times is essential to working through the current climate. So far, Pornoheft Research Team has achieved much in 2009, now other events have changed the environment dramatically and Pornoheft Research Team must focus on addressing the challenges that are now facing Pornoheft's businesses. Pornoheft Research Team is committed to helping Pornoheft secure ongoing success through intensified PR strategies attuned to the current environment. Pornoheft Research Team is looking forward to working with Pornoheft through the balance of the year and the years ahead to achieve Pornoheft's joint aims.

2009 July 25, Cuxhaven, Wagenplatz, Sommerfest
2009 August 6, Leipzig, 1880, + Fat Flag
2009 August 8, Lesna, PL, Uwaga Open Air
2009 September 19, Berlin, lokal, + Action Beat