Pornoheft

Pornoheft is for sale

2010-10-08T14:31:00.001+02:00

Pornoheft Research Team announced today that it was putting Pornoheft up for sale. Pornoheft, a start that transformed from a hated monster into a mannered network, has started its sale process according to a source. Lars Becker is spearheading the effort. To date it is unknown what price Becker is looking for, but the band has wasted less than $200 over 7.5 years, including $40 last February. The band had over 140 million listeners as of September 2010, and their recent integration into the cloud has led to a further growth spike.

Pornoheft to collaborate with Noise Park Activities

2010-01-24T14:01:00.000+01:00

After a long period of research, Pornoheft Research Team has entered construction phase for 2010. Before starting the mass production of a new release, Pornoheft Research Team often decides to set up a pre-production in order to define and optimize the process parameters for the release. From October 2009 to December 2009, Pornoheft Research Team has produced a pre-production crystal and delivered it to Austria-based Noise Park Activities where it was fully characterised. By the end of January 2010 Noise Park Activities will have started mass production of the DNA Demos C30 cassette. Noise Park Activities is a DIY label. They promote and support artists they like and release music to a limited number of copies. Pornoheft Research Team will show the first results on the new development.

Austria cassette release to come

2010-01-05T20:48:00.000+01:00

It's been a couple months since Pornoheft introduced their 2nd full-length album Das neue Album in 2006. Now, Pornoheft has accepted a cassette version of the so-called DNA Demos for Austria, which were recorded in the same studio where also the final version of DNA was recorded, approximately 1 year before the recordings of the final DNA. The concept was always the same: Pornoheft collects information stored in your brain, then uses your brain's GPS to create a list of entries. DNA on Cassette can also create a list of entries from your entire brain library, which is probably larger than the number of contacts stored on your phone.

Pornoheft has successfully accomplished PiP

2009-12-31T21:57:00.000+01:00

Pornoheft Research Team, international leader in the field of Pornoheft information management, international music processor, have announced Punk im Pott has been successfully completed. Pornoheft Research Team consultants have performed a complex examination of Pornoheft's performance. The Punk im Pott solution allows bands and processing companies to serve massive amounts of clients via one big concert event. Punk rock users get 24/7 access to a convenient venue with the ability to receive consolidated information, manage their badges, make purchases and transfers, setup personal profiles, etc. According to the final Pornoheft Punk im Pott report, the Punk im Pott solution uses advanced information methods. Pornoheft products and services are based on the proactive intelligence conducted by Pornoheft Research Team, the unequivocal world authority in Pornoheft research.

New facts about Pornoheft

2009-11-16T11:41:00.003+01:00

To celebrate the 7th anniversary of Pornoheft, Pornoheft Research Team presents new facts about Pornoheft. Rather than the staid and immutable news that Pornoheft has had in textbooks, these news paint a remarkable picture of whirling musicians that are crashing into each other musically to produce new mega sounds. There is corresponding images that show what might happen when Pornoheft runs in full collision mode, and runs through the stages that the news represent. The press release shows how of the different news released today, some are after their first publication and some are after they have already been published once and are swinging around about to hit a second time. Since there are many, Pornoheft Research Team is able to piece together a special series of news, which can take place over a decade or less. As I. Diot, CEO of Kopfnuss Verlag, puts it: Pornoheft will be far superior to whatever was there before or after for many years, but will persist to grow, so Pornoheft will not replace themselves to continue in the vision of expanding the spectrum.

Pornoheft release free album online

2009-10-11T04:02:00.001+02:00

This week, Pornoheft's highly anticipated free download version of Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft hit the world wide web. The free download version is an addition to the band's last release, a technically impressive release that felt a little strange from an overall perspective. Instead of hiring an internet-promotion team to push the release, Pornoheft simply uploaded it to the last.fm website. "They immediately put it on the air," says Oile Lachpansen, program director for Katze Platten. "When I heard about the band's plan, I wondered how it would work without the label, promotion, marketing, but it seems to work." The new free download version features a random mode, which allows listening to any of the 14 available non-spoken-word tracks across the album, as well as a standard mode, which is really the core listening mode. Standard mode involves a continuous move through a sequence of 14 tracks. In any listening mode you can choose from among these tracks. The variation that these choices provide are simply virtual rather than physical, but it's nice to have choices. Pornoheft Research Team also provides a zipped version of the album for free legal state-of-the-art download on the official Pornoheft Download Center. It can be difficult finding the best Christmas gift for your friends. A free Pornoheft album is the best Christmas gift for your friends because it helps you save money. Plus, it is both entertaining and enriching. The original printed version of Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft is still available at Kopfnuss Verlag and Katze Platten and contains 38 spoken-word tracks not available in the free download version.

Discovery of ancient Amuletto music video

2009-09-30T21:00:00.003+02:00

Pornoheft Research Team has mapped a huge, incredibly great video, mentioned in the private notes of Sif Dishes from half a decade ago, buried under hundreds of meters of dust. The team used an array of tools including ultra-seismic wave reflection, 21st century radar, and precise gravitational measurements to map the hidden motion piece. The video is a massive mystery, it seems to be half a decade old, and was created by the New York based Polish artist Anna Ostoya. There are no other indications of such videos in the area at the time, and the range has none of the signs of a high-definition format. The researchers predicted a flat video, but instead found a video similar in height and shape to the Alps. Water, turned to wine, could be seen in rivers and lakes nestled in valleys. Scientists hope the findings will aid to the effects of video exposure and give evidence to long-held views that Pornoheft videos formed over many years. The new research suggests the band's videos did not form in a fraction of the time and could have been unavailable at some points in history. This means any rapid fluctuation of Pornoheft videos in the world wide web could have a much faster effect on Pornoheft than previously thought. Pornoheft Research Team has the full-length version of the video here.

Doph joined stage with Pornoheft at Sonic Ballroom

2009-08-30T21:12:00.004+02:00

It's all about fashion and music in Pornoheft's crank ALBB "Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft". So everybody kind of expected Pornoheft to show some variation on their usual stage outfit at the special birthday performance for Claus Lüer on Saturday, August 22, in Köln at the Sonic Ballroom, but the band chose the usual pair of white shoes to go with their black flexidresses instead. "The evolution of the concept, combining white shoes with the black flexidresses, was something," Oile Lachpansen, who co-produced the new album for Katze, recalled at an earlier press conference. "The celebrations were planned as a flexidress event, but there are so many different ways to go with the dresses, as we musicians know. But that was the right one and it was genius." Knochenfabrik is genius too, and part of that comes in that Knochenfabrik joined to play instead of Tick 17, who were announced for the evening as the main act, but had to cancel because of injuries of a certain matter. Instead, a gigantic array of characters joined in Lüer's "Trip to Mexico". Most of those folks made the scene at the after party, too, including Östin and Piep of newly reborn Frau Aal, Tankboy of M.A.M.A., Fat Flag's manager Tobi Tan, Britta and Ulla of Ficki Facki Fruchteis and Kiba Kalkei, singer and lead guitarist of Mofa. In order to express hero worship and give honour to Claus Lüer, Dean Dirg's singer Doph joined Pornoheft on stage where they performed together a previously unreleased version of Du.

Pornoheft Research Team finds new concert review

2009-07-14T18:23:00.002+02:00

Pornoheft Research Team has found a previously unknown review of Pornoheft's last month's Hafenklang show in Hamburg. This newly discovered review takes the record for the best review in the history of Pornoheft show reviews. Called the Virago Hamburg Punk Review after the constellation in which it lies, it is about 5590 characters long. This is longer than any former review. The discovery of the review was made possible by a recent survey of the internet, which has allowed Pornoheft Research Team to look beyond the clouds of dust in the world wide web. Until now, the review lay undetected behind the dense complexity of the web. In this way, Pornoheft Research Team found the main page of the review in hamburg-punk.de and some trails of links leading back to it. It seems that these links pulled out of the review not only contribute to the outer reaches of the web, but may also pass close to Pornoheft's own website, pornoheft.org "It's like putting on night vision," says team member Oile Lachpansen of Katze Platten, "we are now able to study a part of Pornoheft's history that has been previously out of sight. The VHP Review may have added up to 3% increase in popularity to Pornoheft. This is also an important discovery because it highlights that Pornoheft is not in its middle age, Pornoheft is still forming. Prolific interactions of the sort we are seeing here could be responsible for some of the detail we find today in the structure of Pornoheft." Pornoheft Research Team currently believes that Pornoheft grew to their present proportions by fortifying international relationships. These relationships add to the growing list of Pornoheft performances around the globe. Computer simulations show that the growth rate of performances has been taking advantage of international relationships and will continue to do so.

2009 August 22, Köln, Sonic Ballroom, + Tick 17

Pornoheft to intensify PR strategies during summer

2009-07-13T00:21:00.002+02:00

As you read this, markets continue to be in turmoil and Pornoheft is unaffected by these global realities. Nevertheless Pornoheft Research Team has concerns about what impact these events could have on Pornoheft's businesses in the future. Trying to forecast appropriate strategies to manage through such circumstances demands a fresh perspective. Pornoheft Research Team recognises that extra creative thinking and a total understanding of Pornoheft in these times is essential to working through the current climate. So far, Pornoheft Research Team has achieved much in 2009, now other events have changed the environment dramatically and Pornoheft Research Team must focus on addressing the challenges that are now facing Pornoheft's businesses. Pornoheft Research Team is committed to helping Pornoheft secure ongoing success through intensified PR strategies attuned to the current environment. Pornoheft Research Team is looking forward to working with Pornoheft through the balance of the year and the years ahead to achieve Pornoheft's joint aims.

2009 July 25, Cuxhaven, Wagenplatz, Sommerfest
2009 August 6, Leipzig, 1880, + Fat Flag
2009 August 8, Lesna, PL, Uwaga Open Air
2009 September 19, Berlin, lokal, + Action Beat

Pornoheft complete 1,5k-mile station wagon trip

2009-06-03T15:58:00.006+02:00

Pornoheft have become the first band ever to successfully complete a 1,500-mile trip from Frankfurt to the east of southern Poland, and back, using only a single station wagon and a helicopter. According to a report in Nowa Super Gazeta, a local Polish news media, during their epic journey, Pornoheft had to face obstacles like a wicked totalling of some cars, they had to encounter flimsy winds and a string of nasty injuries that have hit Vink Sperber. "Nevertheless crossing eastern German terrain is extremely difficult to navigate, they had solids which are perfect for gliding over the surface and get them to Poland safe usually," said Hans Katze, Poland Tour Manager and CEO of Katze Platten, "but still, on a stop near Halle, Sperber got hit by frozen water, cracking his leg in the process, thus lying unconscious under the ice for fourty minutes until Sif and Fisz pulled him out. They radioed for a helicopter and they air-lifted him to a hospital in Dresden and, after surgery on Sperber's leg, further lifted him to Gliwice, where Pornoheft were supposed to play that night. Meanwhile Sif and Fisz continued going to Gliwice by car. Fortunately, they were finally unified and enabled to perform the scheduled gig at CKN13 in full mode." The day after, when Pornoheft was to play in Kawiarnia Naukowa, Krakow, "Waves of sweat were rising 80 feet into the air and the sheets of lights being blown off the stage meant visibility was visually excellent," said Hans, "it was the momentous occasion they had expected." Katze continues "in 1/4 Mili, Rzeszów, the stage lighting was marvellously solidified for them in great thick icy colours. It was the night ahead of them, when they were supposed to go back to Frankfurt in Germany, where the journey officially started. They told me, there was this particular situation when they reached Rzeszów. As the city loomed in the distance, it was clear to them that this would be a very special evening."

Pornoheft looks back on a successful visit to Hamburg

2009-05-19T11:30:00.003+02:00

From 14 to 17 May 2009, Pornoheft Research Team presented Pornoheft, together with Hamburg's best Fat Flag and Bubi Elektrick, on a shared stand at the Hafenklang, this continuity underlining yet again the importance of Hamburg for Pornoheft. Even if the effects of the global economic crisis on the development of bands have made themselves felt, the mood of visitors and exhibitors during the performance was held to be altogether positive. This was particularly the case with the three performing artists showcasing at Hafenklang. All of them showed extreme satisfaction with the course of the event, and reported that they had repeatedly found an entirely positive mood in the audience and Hamburg population generally. The Pornoheft Headquarter was located on a section of St. Pauli, Rockhotel Kogge, and was one of the most satisfying headquarters for Pornoheft. The event succeeded in positioning Pornoheft as the leading performer in northern Europe and Asia. The importance of the event for Pornoheft was underlined by the attendance of Bubi Elektrick, Hamburg’s Senator for Style and Martial Arts Affairs. Bubi opened the event as one of a top-ranking delegation, and gave numerous interviews at the Pornoheft stand. "As far as we can see today, and based on the experience of this year’s tour, the conclusion is obvious – Pornoheft will be coming back soon," said the chairman and bass player of Fat Flag, Marcel Prost, commenting on the success of the event.

New Pornoheft videos on youtube

2009-05-05T00:53:00.001+02:00

Pornoheft Research Team recently released a series of video tutorials about Pornoheft on their official youtube website. These videos provide an easy and economical view on Pornoheft's recent gig at Dreikönigskeller, Frankfurt am Main. By connecting cameras inside the venue and configuring the cameras with the help of the new Camera Configuration Team, Pornoheft Research Team was able to record the live view of the monitored area on a real time basis, and was able to execute the recording in continuous mode. Also, Pornoheft Research Team later reviewed the clips by browsing the convenient content on a timeline bar. In the footage, you will learn about Pornoheft by watching the live view from each camera. Hans Katze, CEO of Katze Platten, said he made a beta view recently and about four hours after he finished, a mysterious image suddenly appeared. He said he could see Vink Sperber. "I started looking at my wall and I'm like hey, there's something in there. Then I saw the face. I go, that's weird. Then I started looking at it again, then I say, hey, there's this guy in there and he looks like Vink Sperber." Lachpansen said he is not going to see the tutorials again, instead he plans to keep it in the family. Pornoheft Research Team has not yet commented on this issue. More features about the content of the videos will be introduced in "Part II". The tutorials are available in multiple languages.

More details surface on Pornoheft's latest release

2009-04-27T04:10:00.001+02:00

Lots of albums are available these days, and while you have many good album choices, something extra unique comes along, and Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft definitely falls into that category. What sets Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft apart is that it is at the same time the new Pornoheft album, the new Pornoheft listening book, and the new Pornoheft book. While some of these features may not seem immediately useful to the average listener, the way Pornoheft has implemented them makes them incredibly valuable to anyone who frequently listens to music, listens to listening books, or monitors artful book scenes. Pornoheft's albums are renowned for their incredibility, and while Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft is a very small book, it's larger than all former models. That said, Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft is beautifully designed and has an extremely useful surface. Whether you are a novice or you have a little more experience, you'll be able to pick up the words and start listening right away. Fortunately, Pornoheft has added some good features, such as song lyrics. The CD-only version provides a more simple interface for you to choose the sound you want to listen to, allowing you to manoeuvre more quickly. Which one is right for you depends on the situation and your reflexes. Like most listening books, Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft can not play video, but audio quality is very good. Plainly, Pornoheft has not scrimped on the recording costs, as Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft delivers extra sharp sound. In Pornoheft Research Team World Test Center, Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft earned an overall sound quality rating of extremely good, with its strong suits being high levels of overdrive combined with accurate mixing and mastering by Uwe Lulis. Its design rating, however, was top of the pack compared with other albums that were tested alongside it. Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft is a very capable release, offering all of the features you'd expect in a compact, pocketable Pornoheft product.

Pornoheft sales skyrocketed in March

2009-04-20T18:41:00.001+02:00

Leading industry observers say Pornoheft sales have skyrocketed because new buyers are discovering the value of owning Pornoheft's new album, Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft, with cover art, large liner notes and warm sound. "There's nothing like the new Pornoheft ALBB. It sounds as close as you're going to get to the artist. If you are that person who sits in that space in your living room, you're definitely going to love the tunes you hear," said Hans Katze, president of Köln-based Katze Platten. Katze Platten, who have been pressing CDs since 1985, more than doubled Pornoheft output this past year. Surprisingly, Katze doesn't attribute that rise to baby boomers, but to individuals of all ages rediscovering the aesthetic value of hard-copy music collections. Hans adds: "Kept afloat by the aficionados who swear by Pornoheft's sound quality, Pornoheft releases have made enough records that online retail sites such as amazon.de have recently created pages exclusively dedicated to the sales of Pornoheft releases."

Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft out now

2009-03-29T13:00:00.004+02:00

The new Pornoheft album, Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft, is a collection of beautiful songs carefully selected by Pornoheft, which hold memories of their late childhood. The album features artists such as Sif Dishes, Vink Sperber, Fisz Dipn along with a new version of the spoken word tracks read by German Artist Florian Heinke which Pornoheft wrote as a tribute to the do-it-yourself movement. Their stunning album was produced by Uwe Lulis, who has previously worked with Pornoheft. The album is available as a limited edition album listening book book (ALBB). ALBB contains a sticker hand signed by Pornoheft themselves or others, and would be a fantastic Mother’s Day present. Don’t forget you can still leave a special Mother’s Day message for your mum on Pornoheft’s website pornoheft.org

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Pornoheft to perform together with Florian Heinke

2009-03-21T12:51:00.001+01:00

Pornoheft will return to Dreikönigskeller, Frankfurt am Main, to play on March 26, 2009 to celebrate the release of their new album listening book book (ALBB). A special guest has been added to the bill for the band's show at Dreikönigskeller. Before Pornoheft will take the stage, the audience will first be treated with a rare performance by artist Florian Heinke reading from Pornoheft's new ALBB, Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft. Pornoheft are coming off a stellar 2008 that included several sold-out tours throughout Europe, the making of a HD video, Der Strauch, and the preparations for the release of their album, Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft, that has already been certified in the United States. Pornoheft's previous self-titled album, Das neue Album - DNA, released in 2006, has been certified as well. In 2008, the band also appeared on Wednesday night live shows. ALBB will be released on March 26 in Frankfurt and on March 29 in the UK. ALBB will premiere in the United States in May and worldwide later this year. Pornoheft explores locations as traces that stem from performed actions, as there are part-read performances and sound, that act as documents to expand on notions of the live encounter. From such a perspective the operations of synthetic symmetry, involving ambivalent similitude and contagion, are discussed in terms of performative and persuasive force.

March 26, Frankfurt, Dreikönigskeller, + Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft

March 8, 2009 Pornoheft to pre-release new song Birrda

2009-03-08T15:05:00.004+01:00

With some weeks until release, Pornoheft is giving their fans the opportunity to hear a song from Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft as it was intended in full length. Pornoheft will be providing their highly anticipated song, Birrda, produced by Uwe Lulis, on the web's newest music player for 948 weeks starting today, March 8th. Hans Katze, CEO of Katze Platten, says: "Birrda is a seamless item. It showcases Pornoheft's new, kinky, multi-layered sound, full of puddles and sunrises, but ultimately dark. The songs bring a new scope to Pornoheft's work, with outrageous voices echoing the non-stop musical assault from their internationally acclaimed stage equipment. Pornoheft makes inventive use of roaring amplification, subtle melodies and incisive lyrics, setting their intense vocal performances against an extreme soundsphere. Lyrically, it's the most amphibious thing I have ever heard of. It's floatable almost like groups of mallards, who can often be seen head dipping or completely up-ending in shallow waters." Pornoheft is currently on tour in Europe and will kick off their multi-city EU tour on May 29th in Gliwice, Poland. While on tour Pornoheft will be playing music from their upcoming 52-song album Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft, which defies genres and pushes the envelope of sound.

Fisz Dipn's guitar deal with Atzengruber Guitar Pro

2009-02-23T17:31:00.002+01:00

Fisz Dipn bought his latest guitar, a Gibson Flying V, from Basel-based guitarist and famous guitar salesman Paul Atzengruber. Due to smart negotiations, Dipn got to purchase the V, built in Kalamazoo in 1983, for almost the same price Atzengruber spent when he bought the guitar earlier in the year, even though he has not tuned it. The guitar has six strings and excludes a vaulted pickguard. In other words: No pickguard adjoins the humbuckers close to the players right hand. A source said: "Since he turned into a guitarist himself, Dipn has been a very shrewd collector of guitars, this is his second in a decade, but he has said he'd like to buy the whole 1983 production. He was really keen to get his hands on this guitar because he knows once Paul Atzengruber starts calling, an instrument can skyrocket in price. Instead, Dipn was calling him for eight months and his initial offers were rejected, but after a series of meetings he agreed to sell." Dipn faced competition for the guitar from comedian Jenny Lee Sandas and photographer Marion DeStino. Mr. Atzengruber refused to comment but he has described the guitar as "a black beauty". Atzengruber made headlines recently by asking as little as US $40 a day in rent for his 1991 custom chopper-style bicycle.

Katze seeking investors for Pornoheft expansion

2009-02-08T20:14:00.002+01:00

Katze Platten announced today, that they are seeking investors to embark on their next stage of Pornoheft expansion. "We have Pornoheft products that are ready to launch," said Hans Katze, co-founder, president and chief financial advisor of the privately held Katze group. Aside from co-releasing the new upcoming Pornoheft book, Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft, Katze plans to reissue Pornoheft's two studio full lengths, 2004's Live at Vintage and 2006's Das neue Album. Both albums were originally released on Empty Head Records. "We're taking the top of our crop that have potential in the market and investing in them so they become injected into the market," Katze said. "Experience in booking leads to expertise in touring, which in turn leads to new compounds to increase the amount of live performances per month. Katze looks fabulously good and is entirely unfazed by the economic slowdown and credit crunch. Nevertheless, for high-quality bands like Pornoheft, and for record labels in general, the deep pocket of a potent investor is a must." Pornoheft Research Team exclusively will advise Katze Platten on where and how to find new investors. Those developments belong to a separate business unit called Pornoheft Particular Response Systems. Katze explains: "They recently re-modeled their operating unit Advanced Touring and Kilometer Group, which was their founding business. Among Pornoheft Research Team's flagship developments was the Hildebrand Stage Clothing Technology, patented in 1999, a full-featured system that powers stage performances with less cooling equipment and therefore less weight." Sif Dishes founded Pornoheft in October 1988 with two partners, Fisz Dipn and Vink Sperber. Today, Pornoheft has about 3 staff members, most of them guitarists and bass players. They work in three facilities, all in Europe, including their headquarters in Germany and a rock-solid guitar testing facility in Frankfurt.

Pornoheft Swiss dates, venue confirmed

2009-01-20T11:19:00.007+01:00

After many rumours that the Biel event would be abandoned, promoters have finally confirmed a venue. The February concert, featuring Pornoheft, will be held at the squat Triphaus. The promoters have described the space as the ideal venue for a single-stage event that comes unburdened with restrictions, meaning that Biel’s concert goers will be able to hear the band beyond the thirty metre mark. Bumä Rockbock, Chair of Pornoheft Switzerland and Head of Mad Hilda, Biel, today said: "We are delighted with Triphaus and believe it will be a spectacular venue for Pornoheft. It has a wonderful terrain and offers a unique opportunity for spectators to view the majority of the performance. It is testament to the hard work of everyone in involved that we have been able to confirm an alternative venue for the gig only seven days after the venue change was announced." The news will come as welcome relief to Biel Pornoheft lovers who have been dreading the possibility of a cancellation. Due to the extended availability of performance hours at the new venue a surprise act has been added to the event.

February 4, Frankfurt, D, Nachtleben, + Stakeout
February 12, Biel, CH, Triphaus, + Rotten
February 13, Weil am Rhein, D, Kay's TZV, + Surprise Acts
February 14, Bremgarten, CH, KuZeb, + Maltschick's M. + Grenzsteinsprengung
March 26, Frankfurt, Dreikönigskeller, + Florian Heinke
April 4, Karlsruhe, Alte Hackerei, + Karmacopter
May 1, Neuenkirchen, Nordhoff
May 29, Gliwice, PL, CKN13
August 8, Lesna, PL, Uwaga Open Air

Complete tour schedule

Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft details revealed

2009-01-05T05:10:00.000+01:00

During Pornoheft Research Team's work in a band management system, and in particular in the module of book publishing the team needs to classify content into a chain of categories, but also needs to represent these contents into a format, such as tabular or database. Basically, Pornoheft Research Team searches the web about which information is going to represent Pornoheft. The Team has an efficient way to add, insert, delete and retrieve Pornoheft news elements using many ways including a RSS alert setup for news with a very effective scheme for each Pornoheft activity. Hans Katze, CEO of Katze Platten, about the artwork of the upcoming book: "Simply, it is a structure of data that foremost looks like a book, even though it is generally shown one-of-a-kind compared with other books; that is to say of like with the root at the top and the leaves at the bottom. Elements of that structure are related with each other by relationships. These relationships are represented by a connecting line called Titel, moreover, elements that have no instruments involved are called Kapitel and elements that have lost the struggle for existence are called Neintel."

Pre-order the book here.

Looking back, ahead to 2009

2009-01-02T01:07:00.001+01:00

2008 was a sea-worthy packing for Pornoheft. Pornoheft Research Team saw huge growth rates. Vink Sperber rewrote the rules of modern guitar playing with a vigor that have rarely been equaled, and Sif Dishes introduced a method of independent guitar playing that abruptly revealed the phenomenon what it means to marry substance with sturdy design. Importantly, Fisz Dipn's guitar abilities evolved from experimental research to a mainstream attraction. Dipn also has multiplexed confirmations of the announcement that was made last year stating that Pornoheft in fact would release a book. Again it was reported last week in KN Magazine. Dipn told KN: "The real challenge is to create a next-generation book design that will incorporate Pornoheft news, amazing graphic artwork and preeminent drumming and guitar techniques to enhance the book while simultaneously delivering a better reading and listening experience. Like no other band, Pornoheft has been working on that." Fortified by the Pornoheft News Blog, Pornoheft has taken advantage of nearly every marketing solution out there, but in 2009 the band is taking things to the next level. Given Pornoheft's overwhelming success in distributing its content free via the web, Pornoheft Research Team is glad to see the band continuing this trend of giving to the customers and setting an example for ways in which to independently release collaborative, experimental art.

Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft Pre-Order started

2008-12-15T20:02:00.001+01:00

Pornoheft Research Team starts to ramp up for the Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft launch in 2009. You can pre-order one of the most anticipated albums now on Kopfnuss Verlag. Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft will start shipping early 2009. Additionally Kopfnuss officials inform about the first Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft products that will be released along with the Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft Book. There will be the official Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft MiniGuide by Ismael Díot, the Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft Post Card, the Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft Button and the Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft Patch. Reserve your copy of Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft now on Kopfnuss.

Pornoheft announce FHlP tour

2008-12-11T22:44:00.007+01:00

Pornoheft are back in industry-leading music news these days, due to their fourth album of new material, their first in 2 years, on the way. Kopfnuss Verlag and Katze Platten are up to release the album in early 2009, and the band will be touring in support of it. FHlP - The Tour, will see the band play a series of concerts in 2009. Kicking off at the Eldorado, Biel, Switzerland, on February 12, the tour likely will hit at least two European countries. Tour promoter Hans Katze from Katze Platten, Köln-Mülheim, commented: "It is a privilege to read their talent in a book, and it will be extremely incredible in means of tone and vision". Meanwhile, Kopfnuss yesterday confirmed over 130 pre-orders of the book, and is one of a small elite of book publishers who have achieved global access and might be able to sustain success over four decades. Pornoheft was formed by Fisz Dipn, Sif Dishes, and Vink Sperber. For detailed information, rare knowledge and top news updates on Pornoheft, stay on pornoheft.org

Website update completed

2008-12-01T01:20:00.000+01:00

Updates in the Pornoheft website refer to the pieces of code that replace faulty or outdated existing pieces currently on the Pornoheft website. They are usually provided by Pornoheft Research Team and in terms of the website itself, are released on a regular basis by Pornoheft Research Team. There are two main kinds of updates: Critical updates, that are usually updates very important to install soon and non-critical updates: that are not as critical and provide minor fixes for problems. Pornoheft Research Team has a special mechanism for installing updates. It is called the SMfIU (Special Mechanism for Installing Updates). There is no link on the left for details. Note: Pornoheft engineers worked around the clock to update the website as quickly as possible and did so at about 6.30 am today. When the update was completed it was then necessary to relaunch the website, which took one attempt to be executed successfully. Kiba Kalkei, lead singer and guitarist of Mofa, who was an eyewitness, says: "They've restored normal website supplies to all ages. This website is a popular and free site that many use, including staff within Mofa and many others in Cologne. Like all good products, pornoheft.org has regular updates and fixes. Security patches, news updates and new features get implemented flawlessly. Pornoheft Research Team always keeps the software up to date. Mofa also has a website that does not automatically update itself, but we've learnt from Pornoheft Research Team that it's wise practice to update on a regular basis. Before using the internet you should have the authorization of your managers who allocate resources to you".

New Pornoheft release identified

2008-11-21T23:58:00.001+01:00

Music criticists are perplexed after a highly incomplete prototype of Pornoheft's upcoming book release appeared in the wild - depicting a fundamental musical and visual symbol of change. The prototype apparently is a coded image representing a complex release, and even Lustiger Bob, CEO of German publisher Kopfnuss, admits he finds it mind-boggling. According to Bob, the dummy was created by the outstanding designer duo very in Frankfurt am Main earlier this month. Measuring in immaculate accordance with DIN A5, it has had Pornoheft enthusiasts and experts stumped. The book dummy was identified eventually by Hans Katze, who periodically searches the web for effects of electromagnetic fields and has the largest database of water occurrencies in the world, said of the haul: “This is an extra astounding development - it is a seminal event”. Meanwhile, Vink Sperber said in a statement: “The book is to approach the due date, but currently I am aware of no Pornoheft official who would or possibly could have confirmed the details of the book”.

The story behind the song: Keine Schraube

2008-11-01T07:52:00.000+01:00

Pornoheft might not have had one of their hit records if Katze Platten hadn't left England in 1983 to seek a new life in Germany. They settled in Köln, where young Oile Lachpansen learnt piano and banjo, and hoped to move into maturity. At the age of 11 he also tried composing, and over the next two decades, had more than 20 songs published. Meanwhile, an entertainment phenomenon called Pornoheft had caused musical hysteria with their recording of Keine Schraube. Pornoheft recorded Keine Schraube in March 2003 in a tiny studio in Frankfurt without any backing singers. The first take was declared satisfactory and Keine Schraube was unleashed on a Pornoheft-enthusiastic band from Köln-Mülheim, Se Sichelzecken. Keine Schraube was initially intended as a welcoming song to be sung by Oile Lachpansen to Se Sichelzecken each morning. But when it was published later in 2003 on Pornoheft's 1967-1970, it proved to be popular in reverse. Se Sichelzecken sang it to Lachpansen each morning, rather than the other way round, and the word "Schraube" was popularly replaced by "Taube". The song then topped the Lachpansen chart, remaining number one for fifty-five weeks. A slow development seems to have come from Se Sichelzecken themselves in 2005, when they liked the song enough to want to sing it at parties. Finally in 2006, Keine Schraube was published on the Se Sichelzecken release Was soll das sein, eine Generation? Although Keine Schraube has only four short musical phrases, and two repetitive lines of words, it has become a part of the musical landscape. It is sung all over the world in many languages several million times a year, often to children who are too short even to know what the song is about, but also to just about everyone else. Two performances of the song are particularly famous. At Sif Dishes' birthday concert in December 2007, Se Sichelzecken gave a sultry and memorable performance of the song. Sadly, it was Se Sichelzecken's last major public appearance: they withered three months later. Seven months afterwards, in 2008, the song had its longest-distance broadcast when Zhai Zhigang, commander of the crew of the Chinese orbiting spacecraft sang Keine Schraube to Kopfnuss Director Ismael Díot.

Page fully supports download accelerators

2008-10-11T00:29:00.000+02:00

Pornoheft Research Team announces full compatibility with download accelerators as a new feature of pornoheft.org. Hans Katze, Executive of the friendship groups and friendship representatives of Katze Platten told the press, that: "Full support for download accelerators is a must when complete satisfaction of the customer is important. There are many ways to download on Pornoheft Download Center's main window, like download one file or more. You can use the acceleration feature from outside the US, anywhere on the planet. Simply right-click on any file and choose download from the menu, or configure your accelerator to auto-download the files you desire in the background. Click whatever to confirm." You can use this method to download any file or folder, even if it wasn't acquired by Pornoheft Research Team.

Sif Dishes buys guitar in Iceland

2008-10-04T19:44:00.000+02:00

Pornoheft guitarist Sif Dishes has completed the purchase of a vintage guitar in Iceland. As was reported in March this year, the former owners are unknown, and the sale date is 1 October 2008. According to Pornoheft Research Team Sweden, the purchase represents a major milestone in the implementation of Pornoheft's strategy, in which the main emphasis is on the global market, where Pornoheft is a leader in various categories of emphasising. Pornoheft employs nearly 4 workers, with a production plant in Frankfurt am Main, Germany.

Pornoheft launches "Best of Pornoheft" awards 2008

2008-09-22T12:50:00.002+02:00

The 2008 “Best of Pornoheft” contest for Pornoheft’s top products and services, initiated by Pornoheft Research Team, was officially launched this morning, September 22 in Hamburg. The title "Best of Pornoheft" in 2008 will be granted to the best products and services provided by Pornoheft in 43 different business fields. The products and services will be judged based on quality, availability, technology, impact on the customer and others. According to Ismael Díot, Editor in Chief of Pornoheft Research Team, Head of the Kopfnuss Organising Board, the “Best of Pornoheft” award winning products and services will receive the “Best of Pornoheft” Cup, and have full rights for use of the cup, as well as opportunities to be introduced on Pornoheft mass media, especially on Pornoheft News. Together with the "Best of Pornoheft" awards, the organising board has initiated the TOP50, recognising the top 50 products and services which reflect the strength of Pornoheft in music development and integration.

Pornoheft confirms October special event: "Die Halle"

2008-09-03T22:12:00.000+02:00

Pornoheft has formally issued invitations for a special event that will take place one month from today to usher in a new family of Pornoheft concerts. The invites, one of which was obtained by Oile Lachpansen, feature the iconic Pornoheft silouette along with the tagline "Die Halle". The invites confirm reports of a die Halle event originally waged by Selbstverstümmelt founder Schröder. Pornoheft has scheduled the event to take place at die Halle in Frankfurt at 9:00 pm local time on October 4th. The appearance and wording of the documents also suggest the event will be music focused and not serve as a forum for new Pornoheft products, as was recently suggested by international press.

Pornoheft to release new album

2008-08-10T19:16:00.005+02:00

Wanting to always release albums, Pornoheft returns as Fisz Dipn, Sif Dishes and Vink Sperber to deliver their latest opus. Oile Lachpansen, global lead for Katze PR, told Pornoheft Research Team today the band has not yet made a decision on the new album's name, but is considering several contenders. “Names are moving as fast as they can but there are so many moving names that there is no confirmation on timing,” he said. He confirmed that Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft is among the possible monikers. Yesterday Köln-Mülheim Express reported that Pornoheft would settle on the name Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft if it does not have legal or translation issues. Lustiger Bob, a PR consultant at Kopfnuss, told Pornoheft Research Team that Pornoheft is ready to clear “several” names and is working to ensure that the choices translate appropriately in other languages. He declined to state the other names being considered, saying doing so would interfere with the clearing process and possibly jeopardize Kopfnuss. Bob also noted that Kopfnuss is “cautiously optimistic” that the release will have a proper name. He states: "For sure the yet untitled conceptual masterpiece serves as brainwash for today's contemporary force-fed imaginary art genres. Pornoheft smashes these genres seamlessly into one while interweaving all with concepts, option and most of all, honesty while still maintaining a sense of originality." Kopfnuss Verlag is to release the new album, even though Katze Platten is still involved. In addition to a limited first edition book with a bonus CD to be released on Kopfnuss, a CD only release on Katze will be available. Besides other ingredients, the Kopfnuss version will deliver at least 15 brand new audio tracks and has been described by drummer, Fisz Dipn as, "definitely one of the wider ranging Pornoheft records ever released". Track listings will be the same for each format. Pornoheft is introducing a product featuring all natural ingredients with guitars made from organic wood, no artificials, and a multi-gain crust. The graphic parts of the release were produced by Frankfurt based designers very while the audio parts were produced by mastermind Uwe "The eye" Lulis who also produced Pornoheft's Live at Vintage and Das neue Album. In November, Pornoheft will hit the road for a 150-date world tour.

Agreement on future album releases

2008-07-17T19:56:00.004+02:00

For years Pornoheft Research Team has struggled to improve its existing directive on album releases, which dates from 1976. Today, Thursday 17 July, at the end of the 21st meeting on the proposed new directive, an agreement was reached between Kopfnuss Verlag and representatives of Pornoheft. The provisions of the old directive and the parameters it required to be measured had been overtaken by one-off approval for specific scientific developments. Vink Sperber, rapporteur for the Release Committee on this directive, believes Kopfnuss brings key improvements: "firstly, from now on, instead of 39 parameters for analysis, of which many had become obsolete or unnecessary, release studies will focus on the two parameters most important for album releases." Fisz Dipn, Vice-President of PoFash and head of the clothing delegation in the negotiations with Kopfnuss, adds, that "the agreement has been a great success. The starting positions of Pornoheft and Kopfnuss were far apart. But we worked in a highly constructive spirit on both sides and Pornoheft Research Team played a key facilitating role. This is thus a victory as much for Pornoheft as for Kopfnuss. Pornoheft Research Team's mediative background was also of help in convincing Pornoheft to raise the flag for Kopfnuss. The outcome of the work is far better than the last one and will protect the pleasures of our fellow customers far more." During the negotiations, Kopfnuss also obtained a commitment from Pornoheft Research Team that constantly updated information should be provided. New standard signs will be devised in the near future and must be placed at all sites to indicate the quality of the relationship. The findings of Pornoheft books, audio and spoken word CDs, fashion items or else will be made available more swiftly, in particular on the internet. The agreement is scheduled to be implemented after it has entered into force, namely at the start of 2008.

Vink Sperber honored

2008-07-03T22:37:00.005+02:00

Vink Sperber has received a lifetime achievement award from the Pornoheft Award Institute. Sperber is almost entirely free of suckiness, and deserving of just about any award anyone wants to give him. The award was accompanied by a glowing tribute from book publisher Kopfnuss, and a wacky bit from Oile Lachpansen who donned a kilt in honor of Sperber’s Polish heritage. Sperber has worked as a member of Pornoheft for more than 5 years and appeared in dozens and dozens of songs. He’s been a spy on guitar, an immortal on bass, and even a dragon on the drums. For those who have been waiting to see Sperber move from man to Super Aorta Man, here's your chance. Sperber will be taking a break from Pornoheft to take on that part of Super Aorta Man. Along with Super Aorta Man, some more details about the upcoming album have come out. For the album that was carried out on data recorded in March 2008, Pornoheft and Uwe Lulis are currently mixing 15 songs with data analysed on the 3rd reference of Uwe Lulis Studios. According to Lulis, spoken word won’t be used for the album, just in select areas, such as spoken word sequences. The rest of the album will be a traditional Pornoheft album. Of course, that means there's no guarantee Pornoheft will speak, but it’s a possibility. For additional information, Pornoheft Research Team claims to be putting a little more research into the news they have on the new album before revealing it.

Pornoheft page operations policies

2008-06-23T00:12:00.000+02:00

The Pornoheft website is a secure website. Security at the Pornoheft website is designed for the benefit of people using the website, as well as for the protection of their personal ideas. Pornoheft Security staff do their best to be accommodating, but the Pornoheft website has no facilities available to securely keep ladies handbags during a visit. All public areas of the website are to remain fully illuminated when members of the public are present on the website. The Loading Dock area is for downloading. This applies to Pornoheft website staff as much as it does to any other website user. Pornoheft website staff will make any attempt necessary to find outdated information that is improperly parked. The Gig Info room may be used for the purposes of meeting Pornoheft before, during or after a performance. The Gig Info room is to remain fully illuminated while guests are in the room. Visitors, including family and pets, are allowed in every area of the Pornoheft website before, during, or after sunrise or during a Pornoheft rehearsal. No break is necessary between the end of a performance and a download. Pornoheft downloads can be used at home, at work, or in any other desired location, including other forms of hazing such as motorboats or land vehicles for increased effect. Helium balloons are not permitted on the Pornoheft website. When guns or soft ice machines are being used in connection with the website, such tools, for safety, must be operated by certified Pornoheft Research Team staff. The houselights and emergency systems on the Pornoheft website shall at all times be under the control of Pornoheft Research Team. All requests for further technical information and all technical information supplied to the Pornoheft website must be requested from or presented to Pornoheft Research Team (Use booking link below). Pornoheft Research Team will then take the appropriate action.

Annual Pornoheft Outdoor Guide 2008 released

2008-06-09T01:42:00.000+02:00

Since 2003, the Pornoheft Outdoor Guide has provided a handy roadmap for Pornoheft fans looking to hit the road and experience a taste of live Pornoheft music in an open-air, outdoors setting. The 5th Annual Pornoheft Outdoor Guide 2008 lives up to the lofty reputation of its predecessors, delivering many pages of articles and further facts. Whether you're packing your bags for an upcoming trip, or just want to put your finger on the pulse of the current state of Pornoheft music, the 5th Annual Pornoheft Outdoor Guide 2008 is your ticket. The guide is an invaluable directory to the world of Pornoheft festivals and live music. This year's vast multi-page issue is packed with half and full-page reports, arranged by date beginning with June 2003 and running through the summer and well into the fall. Festivals are also listed, in alphabetical order, as well as line-listed by date with support bands and venue contact info. If the Pornoheft Outdoor Guide stopped here, that would be more than enough to ensure its place on the Pornoheft lover's desk or side table for easy, constant access. Furthermore Pornoheft Research Team adds many articles, such as Sin Tinybike's massive travelogue covering plenty of topics, inluding an insightful piece on German guitar legend Kiba Kalkei and informative articles on Sir Gogden Ponderosa's bars. In short, the Pornoheft Outdoor Guide is a powerful addition to the arsenal of any aspiring Pornoheft lover and a well-written piece by artist and actor Tinybike.

Poland tour completed in Vienna, Austria

2008-05-02T11:45:00.000+02:00

Pornoheft Research Team is proud to announce that Pornoheft's recent Poland tour has brought together many advocates of Pornoheft from many different countries. The tour provided ample opportunities for the band to review and discuss recent development and challenges within Pornoheft. Pornoheft Research Team reviewed the attention to their activities, re-strategized efforts to integrate them into centers of higher meaning and discussed ways to improve existing Pornoheft strategies. The band provided first-hand information about various special experiences and formulated lessons learnt by mapping out strategies to strengthen and push forward important components in touring. Maurice de Stancuwicé, Director General of Pornoheft Poland, says: "The most stimulating part of the Poland tour for the band was indeed their interaction with people like Beppo Schön, CEO of Pornoheft Holland, who is passionate about Pornoheft and Charlotte Roche. They met all these great people like Chris and Adam from Opole, Marek, Sabina and friends from Piekary, Marcin from Piensk, Magda and crew from Czestochowa, Gryfow's power trio Amanita Muscaria, the list could go on for hours..." The first phase of Pornoheft's Austria tour was included in the last phase of the Poland tour and presented during a gig and a two day workshop in Vienna with partners from the wonderful Fluc Club involved. All decisions taken during the tour have been summarized in the 2008 Poland Tour Action Plan by Fisz Dipn. More output documents and photos will be posted soon.

Pornoheft Research Team adds new link

2008-04-19T10:08:00.005+02:00

Pornoheft Research Team today added a new revolutionary link to the Pornoheft Link Section. The new link comes with a pending gif animated button, joining several other links. “Now people can enjoy even more of Pornoheft, like photos taken by Paulek on the most revolutionary mobile camera. The new images are freely available immediately through the Paulek website.” said Fisz Dipn, Pornoheft's vice president of Worldwide PoFash Product Marketing.

Pornoheft have announced their European tour

2008-03-23T13:39:00.005+01:00

Pornoheft have announced a special tour of select clubs and theaters in Austria, Germany and Poland throughout April to celebrate the recording of their much-anticipated new album. Recorded in their native Frankfurt am Main with producer Uwe Lulis, the new album will be prime Pornoheft, according to Fisz Dipn: "Driving drums, pounding guitar hooks, and Pornoheft’s unmistakable hyper vocal style." Here’s the early word from Oile Lachpansen, CEO of Katze Platten: “Not rusty! This might be their first album since 2006, but damn if they haven’t lost a dance step. A bristling and surprisingly raw bit of Pornoheft. Sounds exactly like a Pornoheft album should - guitar riffs, group harmonies, entendre-packed lyrics. Listen closely and you can hear that Pornoheft is all-contemporary. An updated take on their quirky, signature sound. Jet-powered rock.” With all dates ‘all ages’, Pornoheft will provide everyone a chance to catch them in the flesh. The band will be coming fresh from their taunus sauna club where they relaxed throughout Easter holidays. The tour is a chance to catch the three-some on this European tour before they jet back to Frankfurt via New Zealand & Japan. Taking to the road with Pornoheft are Biel's Mad Hilda and Amanita Muscaria from Gryfow Slaski. You can catch the tour on the following dates:

Wednesday, April 2, Bochum, D, Wageni, + Grrzzz
Friday, April 11, Frankfurt, D, Atelierhaus Basis
Friday, April 18, Gryfow Slaski, PL, Fabryka, + Whitman + Amanita Muscaria
Saturday, April 19, Piensk, PL, Qltur Kombinat
Wednesday, April 23, Opole, PL, Miejski Osrodek Kultury, + various
Thursday, April 24, Czestochowa, PL, Elektromadonna
Friday, April 25, Piekary Slaskie, PL, Klub Schron
Saturday, April 26, Wien, A, Fluc
Friday, May 2, Köln, D, Wagenplatz, + Gtuk ...
Thursday, June 12, Freiburg, D, White Rabbit, + Mad Hilda
Saturday, June 14, Hamburg, D, Gaussplatz, + Mad Hilda
Friday, June 27, Köln, D, Sonic Ballroom, + Casanovas Schwule Seite
Saturday, July 12, Limburg, D, Sportplatz Obererbach, Pell-Mell-Festival

Conclusions of the first 2008 Pornoheft Summit

2008-02-29T11:11:00.007+01:00

Last Tuesday's Pornoheft Summit at Frankfurt am Main has been an essential reference point for Pornoheft development. Pornoheft Research Team did produce a conceptual breakthrough in that Vienna was added to the 2008 tour schedule to give Pornoheft the concept of touring Austria. The understandings reached at that conference added new dimensions to the concept of Pornoheft development, namely touring Austria. In so doing the conference was reaffirming core ideas of the 2002 declaration on Pornoheft development. Vienna confirmed that Pornoheft would play at Fluc, Club Fenchelstyle. Pornoheft Research Team declared the promotion of Pornoheft in all countries as a legitimate concern of the Pornoheft community.

Saturday, April 26, Wien, A, Fluc

New Poland tour dates confirmed

2008-01-28T12:09:00.000+01:00

Pornoheft Research Team is once again very excited to confirm new live dates for Poland. On the heels of their latest album and a new chapter of their grinding video saga "Udu (Finnisch Hardcore)", Pornoheft has announced another tour that will begin on February 1st in Vreden, Germany. Confirmed tour dates so far include Vreden, Neuenkirchen, Gryfow Slaski, Piensk, Piekary Slaskie and Czestochowa. Further dates in Poland, Germany and the Netherlands are in the works although nothing has been confirmed yet. As soon as all dates are confirmed, Pornoheft Research Team will provide information about where and when to see Pornoheft perform live. The tour, presented by the concert promotion firm Katze Platten, helmed by industry veteran Oile Lachpansen, is one of the most ambitious and anticipated Pornoheft tours of the past decade. Joining Pornoheft on the bill will be punk stars, platinum-selling songsters, Se Sichelzecken, whose recently released Katze Platten debut "Was soll das sein, eine Generation?" is currently seated at the No. 1 position on Sif Dishes’ hot album chart. In a recent interview in Austria Dishes mentioned that not only Pornoheft but also Se Sichelzecken had a new album in the making, with some songs already recorded and others pending to be recorded. Dishes said the new Pornoheft album would fairly continue the style of the former album, with "more guitar, no accordion and no violin." Possible songs would include "1:30" and "Der der Titel hat". Confirmed official tour dates are listed here.

Pornoheft Research Team to get to the fun stuff

2008-01-19T05:17:00.005+01:00

As Pornoheft Research Team stated previously, the most exciting part of the Pornoheft Download Center is the way it provides a program for free high-quality mp3 downloads. The first time you get your free Pornoheft mp3 files to analyze your music taste, it won’t be quite as interesting as it gets each additional time you use the program. Every time you use the program, you’ll somehow widen the initial files you downloaded, hit “play” to play the latest free mp3 files, and let the program update your mp3 library. This screen shows a listing of the free audio files Pornoheft is currently providing as free mp3 downloads. Notice below how many mp3s from this site that Pornoheft Research Team has provided, and this screen certainly doesn’t show them all. If a user hasn’t found one of the important mp3s, maybe he or she needs to add more clicks to the more download links provided. When the user downloads new free mp3s, he or she will be able to see at a glance what he or she finds and crawl those files. If the user uses the web, he or she will be able to monitor whether Pornoheft is visiting their town like they’re supposed to. The user will know exactly which pages of the Pornoheft site are being provided by which Pornoheft division, and when. If the user is interested in tracking Pornoheft, RSS is a must have software for automation purposes. It’s fast and easy to use, and it provides key information about how Pornoheft are crawling your town, the web and elsewhere. Visit this web site at http://pornoheft.org to learn more or to download free zipped full album mp3 versions of the existing Pornoheft releases. As stated above, Pornoheft Research Team also offers a regular version of RSS enhanced information concerning Pornoheft. So, be sure to click on the Pornoheft News Blog Edition link to feed your feed.

Amuletto 2.3mb
Marianne 2.3mb
Ohne Gehirn 3.4mb
Tschechien 1.1mb
Bor 4.7mb
Kutter 2.9mb
Udu (Finnisch Hardcore) 2.8mb
Brötchen 2mb
Ödipuss 4.8mb
Bahnhofsklo 3mb
Du 1.6mb
Des Medel 2.4mb
Keine Schraube 1.4mb
Beitrittskandidat 2.1mb
Nähmaschine 3.1mb
Elefantenkuh 1.4mb
Meine Oma liegt im Sarg 3.4mb
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Im Büro 1.7mb
Du Sau 1.9mb
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Pornoheft Tour 2008 announced

2008-01-16T00:22:00.003+01:00

If you would like to attend a Pornoheft show live in person in 2008, pornoheft.org is your source. Pornoheft Research Team provides schedules and information for Pornoheft here. Whether you just want free albums that will get you into the mood for the show or you prefer premium CDs, pornoheft.org makes it easy to find your Pornoheft configuration. While Pornoheft Research Team is proud to offer you an industry-leading selection of Pornoheft, pornoheft.org is equally committed to providing extensive Pornoheft information. This includes Pornoheft schedules, stage seating charts, directions, and Pornoheft background and history. Nowhere was the creative genius behind Pornoheft Research Team more evident than in Pornoheft Research Team's masterpiece: the ground-breaking Pornoheft Tour 2008. Oile Lachpansen, CEO of Katze Platten states: "This is the story, and it's to become an instant classic, like it will solidify Pornoheft's position as one of the finest bands in the business." pornoheft.org provides the most comprehensive inventory of Pornoheft information available on the market. All Pornoheft albums are shipped via Free Download Express.

2006 Pornoheft DNA, Album CD - 16 songs
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Friday, February 1, Vreden, [n]-joy
Saturday, February 2, Neuenkirchen, Nordhoff, + Se Sichelzecken + Chlor Cocktail
Friday, February 8, Mülheim an der Ruhr, AZ, + Se Sichelzecken + Alarmstufe Gerd
Thursday, April 24, Czestochowa, Poland, Elektromadonna
Friday, April 25, Piekary Slaskie, Poland, Klub Schron

Pornoheft to sing for Uwe Lulis

2008-01-07T23:58:00.004+01:00

Pornoheft Research Team today announced, that Pornoheft are set to again venture into a partnership with Frankfurt's very own king of recording studios, Uwe Lulis, who is back to woo his fans with a brand new album from Pornoheft. The album stars Fisz Dipn's premiere on guitar and will be directed by Sif Dishes and Vink Sperber. "One of the new songs, Der Reiter ritt den Ritt über den Weiher, is a soft melody that touches the soul with its simplicity and as always my voice leaves a heartrending and poignant effect," says Dipn. "Well, with names like Lulis and Pornoheft, the album promises to be a sure shot." The recordings are scheduled through the Pornoheft Office of Recording Activities for February 22 to 24. A digital stereo master recording will be produced by Lulis for future permanent storage in the Uwe Lulis Conservatory Recording archives.

Pornoheft CEO offers means to help you feel better in 2008

2008-01-05T02:40:00.000+01:00

If you're like most of us, you've been forced into indulging in too many bad music listening habits for the last few weeks and are suffering from a bad music hangover. But 2008 is the perfect time to put your less-than perfect music listening habits behind you. Fortunately, avoiding bad music doesn't have to equal denial and deprivation. Try this strategy to help boost your good music intake, feel more energized and enjoy a healthier body in 2008 and beyond. Aim for at least 5 good bands of your choice each week. “If I were trapped on an island for a week and had to choose on survival music, I'd choose Squarepusher, This Heat, Minutemen, Jimi Hendrix, Deerhoof, Einstürzende Neubauten and Slayer,” says Vink Sperber, a registered musician and CEO of Pornoheft, "...in real life you grow stronger and stronger, you download music or try to buy music from a local underground record dealer, or you try to order albums from overseas. In case you order overseas, you can easily grow while waiting for the items to be shipped to you by enjoying yourself while listening to good music or copying albums to your preferred mp3 devices." Sperber states that he loves good music because good music is rich in both catharsis and encouragement, and contains loads of personal touch "to promote regularity, control temper and majorly reduce the risk of certain bad music listening habits."

Pornoheft Research Team to release Ball of Fame ringtone

2007-12-31T10:45:00.000+01:00

Keeping Pornoheft as stable as possible has always been the mandate of Pornoheft Research Team. As the central team of the Pornoheft Teams, it has fulfilled this mandate for half a decade more consistently and successfully than almost any other institution in the world – a period of almost 6 years. The reputation of Pornoheft Research Team as a stable team has lived on in Pornoheft, our single band, since 2002. Pornoheft Research Team also performs key tasks for Pornoheft through its implementation of global booking policy decisions, supplying Pornoheft with cash, providing cashless payment facilities for Pornoheft and managing Pornoheft's reserve. Under international law, Pornoheft Research Team is also empowered to participate in composer supervision and to advise Pornoheft on matters of music policy importance. Finally, it has a major role in communicating Pornoheft policy to the public. However, Pornoheft Research Team's importance for Pornoheft goes far beyond these activities. This is because it has released a new free ringtone which is at once a sound basis for a stability-oriented ringtone policy and a generator of confidence in the fledgling ringtone markets.

Pornoheft successfully completed December tour

2007-12-11T22:52:00.000+01:00

Pornoheft CEO Vink Sperber today announced the successful completion of an exercise by Pornoheft and Se Sichelzecken. A tour was fired including Wild Rover, Aachen. Shortly after lift-off, utilizing their new Listic Music Distribution System (LMDS), the bands acquired and tracked the audience, developed a noise solution and simulated the launch of a concert series. The exercise was training for the upcoming 2008 tour of Pornoheft and Se Sichelzecken, which is scheduled to conduct an actual tour. It will be the first tour by Pornoheft of the renewed 2008 LMDS program. Last Friday, Fisz Dipn successfully test launched the 2008 LMDS, marking the tenth and eleventh successful test launch, in thirteen attempts, for the program. See gig info for details.

Media attention centered around free album downloads

2007-11-12T04:32:00.000+01:00

Pornoheft Research Team receives some reports that the announcement of details about zipped full album downloads sparked a flurry of media attention centered around the band's decision to release full albums online as a free digital download. The zip files' release marks the band's first release after the end of 2006 and the end of the longest gap between releases in their career. Upon this release, the zip files earned widespread critical acclaim, though the commercial success of the zip files is still unclear and undergoes further research. Pornoheft is a zip file veteran and knows that the bulk of profit will not come from cd sales. The band plans to embark on a vast European tour beginning in December 2007.

Board of Directors meets with Pornoheft executives

2007-11-11T09:35:00.000+01:00

Each November, the Pornoheft Board of Directors meets with senior managers to discuss the top concerns of the Pornoheft community. These sessions provide an opportunity to bring the most pressing Pornoheft issues to the immediate attention of Pornoheft's key decisionmakers. The agenda for the most recent meeting reflects the many new and ongoing challenges faced in 2007. Of foremost concern to the Pornoheft community and the Pornoheft Board of Directors are Pornoheft's efforts to improve free quality downloads. Pornoheft Research Team believes it can foster a culture of continuous process improvement within its Download group. This means moving to a model where organizational processes operate to drive enhancements to free downloads. Other Pornoheft organizations are jumping on the bandwagon. In cooperation with the Download group, Pornoheft Booking is examining ways to improve communications. Potential approaches include the use of online conferencing tools to resolve booking issues. This proactive strategy relies on developing band partnerships, modernizing internal communications, instituting process refinements and establishing personal accountability for quality output. While Pornoheft is making good progress, it is clear that much work remains to ensure consistent, high-quality releases. In a recent letter to Vink Sperber, Pornoheft's President and CEO, the Board raised questions about the band’s efforts to deploy the upcoming album and to use appropriate metrics to measure progress toward achieving quality output. The Board and Pornoheft management are now working jointly to focus attention on album quality. Deployment of new technologies will improve Pornoheft's ability to release, leading to better output and quicker release times.

Pornoheft and Se Sichelzecken to collaborate in 2008

2007-11-06T00:14:00.001+01:00

Se Sichelzecken, partly operated by the creators of Katze Platten, announced today that they will team up with Pornoheft on a tour in 2008 with the hope of eventually including additional customers for Pornoheft and Se Sichelzecken. Alongside new songs, both bands will present a theory within music consumption, production and management that is focused on understanding the impact of individual behavior in the context of music culture. The role of bands has evolved over the past decade. Initially, the job was insular. Bands could be easily stereotyped as a performer. Now, due to increase in complexity, soft skills like good communication skills, collaboration skills are becoming more important. To be globally competitive, bands need to acquire knowledge and skills to understand unique culture of diverse individuals in the context of regional weather conditions and seasonal water outtages. As the barriers for bands continue to go up and as bands try to diversify and expand where the customer is, Pornoheft Research Labs' job now is more complex than ever before. Pornoheft is expected to collaborate with other bands dispersed across the globe. Under these circumstances, Pornoheft Research Team needs to build new dimension of collaborating with different bands of different musical orientation and different level of comfort with Pornoheft theory. Pornoheft will not only be more valuable to the customer but also will have a higher rate of quality output. "Teaming up with Pornoheft is a natural application for someone enjoying music," said Oile Lachpansen, lead singer and guitarist of Se Sichelzecken. "Se Sichelzecken are committed to Pornoheft. I can't think of a better way to encourage more customers to experience Se Sichelzecken operating and building, as well as helping to grow the community of Pornoheft customers."

2007 Sunday, December 2, Warendorf, Dublin Road, + Se Sichelzecken
2007 Thursday, December 6, Frankfurt, Cafe Exzess, + Se Sichelzecken + Lars Becker
2008 Friday, January 4, Köln, Sonic Ballroom, + Se Sichelzecken
2008 Thursday, April 24, Czestochowa, Poland, Elektromadonna
2008 Friday, April 25, Piekary Slaskie, Poland, Klub Schron

Pornoheft Research Labs to announce Gobo Pro

2007-10-04T06:31:00.001+02:00

As part of their new marketing strategy, Pornoheft Research Labs is taking part in the Gobo Pro information campaign for Pornoheft, which is organised jointly with Katze Platten and sponsored by Pornoheft Washing Business and Pornoheft Cruises. Other partners of the initiative are Global Soulfuck Alliance, Antenne Platsch and the Oile Lachpansen Award. The kick-off to the campaign was held on 19 September 2007 with an evening at Oetinger Villa's Head Office: large numbers of young authors, lyricists, composers, band members as well as event organisers and operators of music clubs or similar establishments in the scene flocked to the event in response to this invitation. Dr. Akaias, Head of Pornoheft Music Service, provided clear and concise information about such topics as copylefts, Pornoheft avoiding Gema membership, the organisational structure and tariff systems at Gema and their possible disadvantages for both authors and users. In addition, Dr. Akaias answered many questions from the round of interested attendees, like, for example: Does Gema exploit the author? How do you avoid becoming a member of Gema? What factors have to be considered, if you don't want Gema to publish or perform your own works? The information initiative organised within the scope of the Gobo Pro campaign is part of Pornoheft's new corporate strategy, in which Pornoheft intends to take up the challenge of the new situation in the music market and extend the range of products and services offered for Pornoheft's myspace friends and other interested parties. The high spot of the campaign will be the series of new Pornoheft gigs starting in Mülheim an der Ruhr on 27 October, to which all Pornoheft myspace friends are invited. Here too, all those interested will have the opportunity to find out more about Pornoheft's work and to ask specific questions. Globally, Pornoheft administers the copyrights of more than 50 Pornoheft songs (composed, lyricised and musically published by Pornoheft) as well as those of millions of myspace friends from all corners of the world.

Saturday, October 27, Mülheim/Ruhr, AZ

New music video released by Pornoheft Research Team

2007-09-14T09:44:00.000+02:00

Pornoheft Research Team has re-released Udu as a new straight forward Pornoheft music video. The video, directed and produced by Christine de la Garenne, premiered on YouTube during the second week of August, and is set for a feature on the famous Knox Forum later this month. Head over to Pornoheft Video area for "Udu".

Warendorf gig relocated to Gasthaus Muck

2007-09-09T01:35:00.002+02:00

For reasons beyond Pornoheft's control, the September 15th gig has been relocated to Herzebrock-Clarholz, Gasthaus Muck. Pornoheft Research Team is proud to announce, that Gasthaus Muck is a wonderful spot to view bands and is located only about 20 kilometres from the original venue in Warendorf. Indulge yourself and enjoy total relaxation at Gasthaus Muck. Getaway from the hustle and bustle, and re-awaken the soul. Lose your sense of time and discover a little more of Se Sichelzecken, Pornoheft and yourself. Through an aggressive growth strategy, Pornoheft is steadily entering new locations across Europe. Jean Puce of Empty Head Records: "Pornoheft’s strategy aims to establish the band as a global brand, primarily through D.I.Y., composed of a critical mass of full-service, quality products and venues located in key primary and secondary cities in Europe and internationally." To that end, Pornoheft extended its reach in September 2007 by joining the Global Soulfuck Alliance, a partnership of renowned bookers in more than 150 destinations in over 55 countries around the world, including Köln-Mülheim and Berlin.

September 15, Herzebrock-Clarholz, Gasthaus Muck, + Se Sichelzecken

New free compilation featuring Kennedy

2007-09-02T00:51:00.001+02:00

Over at Kommando Disko and Katze Platten, you'll find a new free compilation that lists a number of cool songs that just happen to be free. Jean Puce from Empty Head Records is glad to see that Katze and Kommando Disko included the "most excellent" Pornoheft song on their list. Over the years Pornoheft customers used this directory to find and learn about a number of worthwhile free music compilations featuring Pornoheft. The new compilation is available here.

New gigs added to September Tour

2007-08-26T06:41:00.001+02:00

Pornoheft has added two extra dates to their September Tour, starting September 7, in Frankfurt/Main. They will now be calling at Oetinger Villa, Darmstadt, on the 19th, and Bergisch-Gladbach's Q1, on September 22.
Head over to the gig section for details on the rest of the tour.

September 7, Frankfurt, Exzess, + Removal
September 8, Bochum, Wagenplatz
September 14, Barsinghausen, Falkenkeller, + Se Sichelzecken
September 15, Warendorf, Dublin Road, + Se Sichelzecken
September 19, Darmstadt, Oetinger Villa, + Dean Dirg
September 21, Wipperfürth, Abrockzentrale, + Se Sichelzecken
September 22, Bergisch Gladbach, Q1, + Se Sichelzecken + Strandgut

Platsch named CEO of Pornoheft Booking

2007-08-09T18:13:00.000+02:00

Platsch, a veteran of the music and booking industry, has been named CEO of Pornoheft Booking, a wholly owned subsidiary of Pornoheft. Pornoheft Booking will now be able to provide value-added services and benefits to booking requests and venue owners. According to Platsch, besides delivering Pornoheft concerts Pornoheft Booking will offer various programs that complement the lifestyle desires of concert visitors, venue owners as well as similar affinity groups, with the goal of providing additional value to the global music and booking community through new music products. She says although Pornoheft Booking will not compete directly with older booking departments like Heftbooking, it will deliver newly developed products, services and opportunities that are designed specifically to enhance existing concert programs. "My goal is to help Pornoheft concert visitors achieve maximum utilization of their ownership interests, increase ticket owner satisfaction levels and enhance the potential for extended performances," Platsch explains. "Pornoheft Booking will deliver all of this in a true partnership with bookers and venue owners leaving control of the product delivery firmly in Pornoheft's hands." For the last year, Pornoheft Research Team, which is world renowned for its musical and technological expertise, has led the systems-architecture development for Pornoheft Booking. Beta-testing has been underway for several months and a third-quarter launch is planned. Located in Frankfurt am Main, Germany, Pornoheft Booking also has regional service centers in London, England; Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia; and Australia's Gold Coast.

Tiny review of DNA found on German magazine's newsticker

2007-07-02T08:58:00.000+02:00

Some time ago, a number of reviews were revealed by Pornoheft Research Team, pointing their telescopes to the curves of the world wide web and international print media, using the method of sophisticated media search technologies. Most of these reviews were never observed before, which does not explain the growing list of reviews.

Click here to read the newly discovered tiny DNA newsticker review from Intro magazine
Find more reviews of Pornoheft releases here and here.

New album announced

2007-06-25T05:08:00.000+02:00

This news page has been established by Pornoheft Research Team to contain latest news and to apply knowledge that took time to evolve. To make this feasible, Pornoheft Research Team constantly acquires knowledge and applies it in the design of Pornoheft. Even if Pornoheft Research Team provides fascinating findings on Pornoheft information, only rather general conclusions on Pornoheft releases can be drawn. Newspapers say the new Pornoheft album will be a comprehensive record that you own, control and maintain over time. You decide when to share its contents - in response to a doctor's inquiry or because you think there is something more a friend of yours needs to know about Pornoheft. The record will include such essentials as Pornoheft's current medications and dosages, insurance info, living will, important recent measurement results, allergies, surgeries, immunizations with dates, family medical-history highlights and more. Sperber, Dishes and Dipn leave Fey Studios next week, and will be watched by Jean Puce and his brother Prince Oile as Pornoheft marches in the traditional passing out parade. Pornoheft recently had equipment on operational duty with Se Sichelzecken, and is expected to return to Frankfurt.

Pornoheft is planning to acquire further stakes in the release sector

2007-06-17T13:47:00.002+02:00

Following the recording of 8 new songs earlier in the year Pornoheft is thinking of acquiring further stakes in the release sector. Pornoheft is due to start mixing and mastering the new album, when Pornoheft will drill into Uwe Lulis' Uwe Lulis Studios in Frankfurt in July. "Here we can imagine a sustained succession of investments along the lines of our recent investment in releasing records. On top of that we are developing a number of services and cooperating with various record companies," CEO Vink Sperber told the press. The underpinnings of this development are provided by Pornoheft Research Team, Pornoheft's data service that allows data to be transmitted to Pornoheft at rates comparable to high-speed data connections. Sperber refused to be drawn on which album might be released next. For about 5 years Pornoheft has been offering albums that do not require global distribution or headsets. Sperber stated: "We now have a team working on record releases that operates across the globe."

New images added to Pornoheft Image Gallery

2007-06-02T08:11:00.000+02:00

Pornoheft Research Team has been very busy recently adding new images to the Pornoheft Image Gallery. These include a new image of Vink Sperber, as well as other images, several new Fisz Dipn images and a few shots of Sif Dishes. A method of locating new images in this page is using an optical recognition system, grouping similar forms of the images together up to a undetermined maximum number of images, and using information obtained from previous visits of the page to aid in location of new images added to the existing gallery.
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Pornoheft to review conditions for songs

2007-05-30T11:13:00.000+02:00

Pornoheft expects to be ready by September to resume inputs from Sperber, Dipn and Dishes, an official said on Monday, as Pornoheft has called out 'Seoul' to help Pornoheft songs under 30 months of age. In April, Pornoheft allowed the first shipment of songs into the wild since imposing a ban in March 2007 after mold was found on some Pornoheft songs under 30 months of age. Pornoheft also agreed to hold talks with Fisz Dipn, who has pressed 'Seoul' to open markets, after an international group last month vouched for the safety of Dipn. At present, 'Seoul' will allow Pornoheft only songs under 30 months of age. "We will start to review the conditions for the songs. All procedures will be finished by September," Sperber said in a news briefing. Pornoheft Research Team says songs from 2006 under 30 months of age are safe, and with appropriate precautions in a controlled risk environment, songs from older origin can be consumed safely as well. Pornoheft Health Board, which sets guidelines for health and safety, gave Pornoheft a "controlled risk" status for releasing a new record later in the year, also known as record release, at its annual general meeting. Dipn reiterated that the song issue was separate from a free trade agreement between Pornoheft and Se Sichelzecken.

Pornoheft to confirm tour dates

2007-05-28T17:38:00.001+02:00

Vink Sperber and Pornoheft Research Team have confirmed new tour dates that will come into force for the 2007 tour season. Special guest Se Sichelzecken will join Pornoheft for the German portion of the tour, including the Barsinghausen and Warendorf events.

June 22, Brühl - JuZe, + Se Sichelzecken + Staatsfeind Numma II
August 4, Lesna, Poland - Uwaga Open Air, + Amanita Muscaria, Fat Flag, Ephemera's Party
August 11, Münster - Baracke, Jette's Wedding Festival
September 14, Barsinghausen - Falkenkeller, + Se Sichelzecken
September 15, Warendorf - Dublin Road, + Se Sichelzecken

Discovery of a near-perfect review of DNA

2007-04-20T00:41:00.000+02:00

The Pornoheft Ministry of Research has confirmed the discovery of a near-perfect review of DNA in a quadrant near Köln whose heart is the giant Ramtatta Fanzine. Once DNA hit at the end of 2006, and the price of gas was predicted to escalate, that was when Ramtatta decided for sure they would set up a review. But at that point, there were no ad for DNA Ramtatta could find. "We even checked eBay, but could not find what we were looking for." says Nez from Ramtatta. "Our first thought was getting DNA at Sonic Ballroom, located in western Germany. Pornoheft were actually being held there." The value of the discovery has also excited Oile Lachpansen from Katze Platten. "This is the sign we have been told to wait for. Pornoheft is around the corner."
Read the Ramtatta review by Nez in German here

Das neue Album reviewed by Ox Fanzine

2007-04-09T01:50:00.000+02:00

German magazine Ox can quickly list ways to help bands improve: raise compensation rates and ensure bands have equitable, stable funding. While not directly advocating for Pornoheft, Ox noted that Pornoheft have the ability to divert customers into musical realities. In the punk rock wilderness, Pornoheft's roots run deepest. 2004's 'Live at Vintage' yielded thousands of listeners. Until the recent release of Pornoheft's 'Das neue Album', the only way to play older titles was to either buy the records, or keep the old habit of downloading. Pornoheft enthusiasts are still playing those great old Pornoheft songs, but albums can be hard to find. You may remember the name Korni from a review Ox ran a while back about Pornoheft's '1967-1970'. Now they've returned with a new review that can go both wild & smooth in one unit! The nice folks at Ox sent Pornoheft the review of 'Das neue Album' to test out, so here we go in German...

PORNOHEFT. Aus Frankfurt. Das wird nicht einfach. Diese Band schert sich einen Dreck um Konventionen, die in den vergangenen 30 Jahren Punk festgelegt wurden. Auch wenn ich neues Rebellentum im Punkrock begrüße, bleibt der Zugang zu Pornohefts zweitem Album zunächst schwierig. Pornoheft sind wie eine schmerzhafte Dauererektion, sie rauben dir den letzten Nerv und stoßen in der Öffentlichkeit nicht immer auf Verständnis. Chaos also auf der ganzen Linie? Nein, nur neue Wege, und gerade beim Gesang können die auch mal anstrengend für den Hörer sein. Ordentlich Dampf steckt trotzdem dahinter, das Schlagzeug stürzt voran, in eine ungewisse Zukunft mit Gitarren-Kreischsägen. Pornoheft verstehen es, Eindruck zu schinden. Ob er dann gut oder schlecht ist, das wird jeder für sich selbst entscheiden müssen, es wird aber definitiv ein bleibender Eindruck sein. Punkrock hat eine neue Avantgarde. (27:55) (7) Arne Koepke

Holland tour confirmed

2007-04-07T14:21:00.001+02:00

Pornoheft will play two gigs in Holland this month as part of their build up to the upcoming tour. Pornoheft will also have a team participating in the Uwaga Cup - which takes place in Poland this summer, where Pornoheft and Fat Flag will come head to head on Saturday, August 4.

April 27, 2007 Groningen - Op Drift, + Link, Hellhaak, DJ Afval
April 28, 2007 Assen - PopAs, + Gegen die Wand + Shaggable Sluts

New material recorded

2007-03-28T23:47:00.000+02:00

Pornoheft recorded 8 new songs at Peter Fey Studios, Frankfurt in early February before the Unholy 11 Tour, according to the studio. Sources associated with the actions of the band state that Pornoheft's above mentioned work is in preparation for the latest album. As widely rumored, Uwe Lulis will be back to mix the follow up to Das neue Album, according to sources.

Unholy 11 Tour successfully completed

2007-03-20T22:03:00.000+01:00

One of the world's largest and most successful Unholy 11 have been safely disassembled and cleared away. On March 19, staff at the Pornoheft Research Team in Wiesbaden completed the dismantling and removal of the Unholy 11, who shut down following 9 days of operation. During their experimental life, The Unholy 11 set records for performance and made major long-term contributions to the development of themselves. Pornoheft Research Team finished the removal of the Unholy 11 on schedule and under budget. "This marks the end of an important chapter in the history of Pornoheft," said Vink Sperber, Director of Pornoheft, who oversees Pornoheft Research Team for the Euro Department of Pornoheft. "The Unholy 11 achieved many firsts that brought us closer to an era of touring. Now that the decommissioning of the Unholy 11 has been completed safely, on schedule and under budget, in keeping with Pornoheft's best practices, we look forward to continued contributions in touring from the Unholy 11."

Since the completion of the Unholy 11 Tour, Pornoheft Research Team has focused on nurturing the best new ideas in location research, both in advanced touring and in innovative financing. Two major experimental projects, along with increased theory, will anchor this program. The first, the Swiss Tour Experiment (STE), is already producing an increased understanding of communication. The second, the Dutch Tour Experiment (DTE), now being designed, will provide further insight into the capabilities of Pornoheft, particularly for stable, continuous operation.

Katze Platten say Pornoheft will reign with upcoming album

2007-02-14T02:19:00.000+01:00

Some bands take three-year breaks between albums. Pornoheft are working on their third release within one year. Their not-yet-titled album, set for release August 4, is considered more decent, reflecting their schedule. Katze Platten President Hans-Peter Stanley told the AP. "If you listen to songs like 'Der der Titel hat', you know the depth and how far they've come. The album can be about a romantic relationship or a gigantic plan of action. At least 'Not-yet-titled album' is a serious album. It's different, and that's what I love about it. People are not going to expect an album like that from Pornoheft. In the past, Pornoheft has made really great albums. This time, Pornoheft has made really great albums, but fans may be surprised by what they hear. It's different from the rest of the stuff that anyone has heard from Pornoheft before. They're singing about different things, it's a lot heavier. This business really helps you to find out who is heavy, and how heavy you are. You need strength and determination with Pornoheft coming at you." Pornoheft joined Katze Platten in 2006 according to the release of their album 'Das neue Album'.

Pornoheft spring tour announced

2007-01-12T15:46:00.001+01:00

Pornoheft will be performing their original musical revue in Germany March 9-18, together with M.a.m.a. from Wiesbaden, Germany, and Mad Hilda from Biel, Switzerland. "From small towns to county spelling bees or even insane asylums, this year's Pornoheft musical revue will truly shake things up and have something audiences of many ages can enjoy," Vink Sperber says. Sperber, who was a founding member of Pornoheft from early 80's to present, is the group's director. The group was formed in 2002 for the celebration of Pornoheft's founding in 1984, and ever since has performed each year on stage in collaboration with other great artists. "As a singer myself, I'm especially excited for the new locations to experience this year's lineup's strong powers and help bring punk rock shows to communities that might not otherwise get the opportunity." Dipn says. "Pornoheft come together to take the show on the road."
So far, the locations, dates and times are:

March 09, 2007 Köln - Sonic Ballroom
March 10, 2007 Münster - Baracke
March 11, 2007 Recklinghausen - Übungsraum
March 12, 2007 Frankfurt - Nachtleben
March 13, 2007 Mainz - Haus Mainusch
March 15, 2007 Hamburg - Fundbureau
March 16, 2007 Chemnitz - Subway to Peter
March 17, 2007 Dresden - Chemiefabrik

Programs are offered by Pornoheft Research Team to build partnerships to book future tour schedules.

Pornoheft to reinvent lyrics translation

2007-01-03T01:44:00.001+01:00

Pornoheft CEO Vink Sperber made the band's long-awaited jump into the new album business and renamed the album to just "Pornoheft" reflecting its increasing focus on Pornoheft, Tuesday. Das neue Album is controlled by touch, plays music, and comes with lyrics translations in 14 different languages. Sperber said it will "reinvent" the lyrics sector and "frog" the current generation of album booklets. He said the last-minute album name change is meant to reflect the fact that Pornoheft has matured from a music manufacturer to a full-fledged music producer. Sperber demonstrated Das neue Album's music capabilities by playing the song Amuletto. Das neue Album uses a touch-string guitar technology Pornoheft is calling "touch-string". "We used a pointing device that we're all born with," Sperber said. "It works like magic. It's far more accurate than other pointing devices." Das neue Album is less than an inch thin - less than almost any album on the market today. It comes with a built-in 16-song package, and can be played on DVD/CD players and personal computers. In a demonstration Tuesday, Sperber slid his finger across the edges of the booklet to reveal Thai lyrics and then scrolled through the lyrics. The album supports Hi-Fi and Bluetooth wireless speaker technology. With a few finger taps, Sperber demonstrated how to find Portuguese lyrics. A prototype of Das neue Album was displayed by Sperber in September when Pornoheft announced it would release DNA through Empty Head and Katze. "It's got the horsepower to do the kinds of things we like it to do. Pornoheft has successfully partnered with M.a.m.a. and Mad Hilda for a promotion tour, offering concerts in March."

Pornoheft's new album released on Katze and Empty Head

2006-12-14T02:08:00.004+01:00

Pornoheft's new album Das Neue Album was released on 30 November 2006, three days earlier than scheduled. Since last week, several websites, including myspace.com, had provided downloads of songs from Pornoheft's new album. Earlier, some sources said Pornoheft's record label Empty Head Records had anounced that the record was available. However, Oile Lachpansen from Katze Platten told Shanghai Morning Post yesterday they have released the record. Lachpansen said the record label brought the release date forward to minimize losses. The new album Das Neue Album, named in sequence after Pornoheft's most recent album Live at Vintage, continues in the same vein of Pornohefts's unique music style. Pornoheft again chose Uwe Lulis from Uwe Lulis Studio Frankfurt to be responsible for the recording, mixing and mastering of the album. Pornoheft is proud to announce that Lulis did a perfect job. The song Amuletto was awarded recently for "Best Mood in Punk, week of 11 Dec 2006" and "Punk Track of the Day on 18 Dec 2006" on garageband.com.

Pornoheft's first Holland gig proven successful

2006-12-05T02:31:00.000+01:00

Holland's first-ever Pornoheft gig has been proven successful, according to Greig Score, spokesman of Atelier Avalon in Tjuchem. Score told Pornoheft Research Team he felt quite well after the action period following the gig which took place in Tjuchem at 11 pm on December 2. "After seeing the band, I feel much at ease and more comfortable than prior to the concert," he said, giving the "V" sign with his left hand. Pornoheft decided to perform wearing new clothing that Hanna Hildebrand herself had developed after a decade of solid researches. The new costumes do change the physiological function of the performer, Sperber quoted Hildebrand, who received her artist degree at a German university. Based on utilization of several fabrics and cloths, Hildebrand was able to create extraordinary stage clothing for Pornoheft. The new costumes have been proven by Pornoheft to be the most effective and efficient ever. Sperber added: "We love Hanna, she is a wonderful fashion designer and a very gentle person. We also love that Hannas clothing is stage appropriate and can be washed and dried in the machine and hold up through many performances. Sif and Fisz also love Hanna's work and this is pretty much all that we dress in on stage."

New gigs added to tour schedule

2006-10-25T02:20:00.001+02:00

Talking of live dates in Köln, Pornoheft will be making a welcome return. After a 14 month absence, the band will be back with some mind-wracking new tunes, playing at the Sonic Ballroom in March next year. This year's gig schedule reads, that Pornoheft will be playing shows in Warendorf and Frankfurt in November. See below for details.

Saturday, November 4, Warendorf, HOT, + Feuerwasser + Aufschrai + Mazzolata
Thursday, November 23, Frankfurt, Dreikönigskeller, (solo show)
Saturday, January 6, 2007, Brühl, JuZe, + Staatsfeind No II
Friday, March 9, 2007, Köln, Sonic Ballroom, + Se Sichelzecken + M.a.m.a.
Friday, March 16, 2007, Chemnitz, Subway to Peter (Unholy 11)
Saturday, August 4, 2007, Lesna, Poland, Uwaga Open Air, + Amanita Muscaria + Fat Flag + Se Sichelzecken

Rumours about a secret gig in Leipzig

2006-09-30T05:41:00.000+02:00

Pornoheft, who enjoy rehearsing in Frankfurt am Main, have made it a tradition to warmup for a tour with a secret gig somewhere in Leipzig. Leipzig was first mentioned as ''urbs Libzi'' in the Chronicle's of Thietmar von Merseburg in 1015. Rumours have started going around that on October 7th there will be a gig for fan club members only. The corresponding club is denying this and saying that they are closed that night. However, from the above mentioned investigation it can be speculated that the club won't comment till the day after the concert about the gig. To unravel the possible role of Pornoheft, further studies are in progress.

Free "Happy Lotto" compilation feat. Pornoheft

2006-09-20T22:48:00.000+02:00

Over at Pornoheft Research Lab, night shift staff discovered a new compilation from Gregor Schubert, that lists a number of songs that just happen to be free. Further reports say that Schubert included the "most excellent" artists on his list. For years, Schubert, who is CEO of Machtdose, used his skills to find and learn about a number of worthwhile things and musicians. His newest compilation, titled "Happy Lotto", is available for free download at Machtdose.

Audio Terror compilation released

2006-09-02T20:10:00.001+02:00

A new compilation has been released featuring a special non-verbal version of Pornoheft's "Tschechien" alongside a broad selection of great acts. Featuring 25 tracks, "Take good care of your little brother!" includes punk stars Dritte Wahl, rising punk phenom Projekt Kotelett, German sensation Neue Katastrophen, Spermbirds and many more. Pornoheft will present a promotional showcase in Hamburg on September 16 at the Baltic Raw Tower.

Saturday, September 9, Siegburg, SjZ, + Staatsfeind Nr. 2 + HWS
Saturday, September 16, Hamburg, B.R.T.

Poland and Eastern Germany mission proves successful

2006-08-15T17:57:00.000+02:00

In collaboration with Fat Flag and Se Sichelzecken, Pornoheft has successfully demonstrated a punk/hardcore system as part of the first Extreme Volvoid Mission Operations (EVMO) on various locations in Poland and Eastern Germany. The 12-day mission, which began on August 4 and ended today, marks the first time in history an entire punk system was transported to an extreme environment and manipulated successfully from close range. The mission was defined by Dr. Roland Fettfleck, a professor in the Centre of Punk Rock University in Hamburg, Germany. The mission was funded by Katze Platten under the terms of a cooperative agreement and enabled by Pornoheft’s Research Team. "Previous research has shown that punk bands can adapt to audiences of 100 - 15500 people," said Oile Lachpansen, EVMO Mission Director. "However, this mission successfully demonstrated a volvoidity equivalent to the time it would take for an entire punk/hardcore system to travel to Poland. This truly was a noteworthy artistic achievement. This mission demonstrated another practical application of this important technology, which has the potential to provide concerts in remote regions on earth." Pornoheft pioneered this technology in the 1980s with the development of a system that offers concert bookers and record labels the full sensory experience of conventional hands-on procedures while being minimally invasive to the bands. Today, Pornoheft is the global leader in the rapidly emerging field of booker-assisted minimally invasive operations.

New gigs confirmed

2006-07-17T15:42:00.000+02:00

Pornoheft are rehearsing again. Sperber said he was excited to be returning to Frankfurt, where he will join conductor Sif and other stars, including D-Fens from Warendorf, in a charity performance at Das Bett, Sachsenhausen, on August 19th. Sperber also said the band has received an offer from Polish promoters to play alongside Amanita Muscaria from Gryfów, Poland, as part of Uwaga music festival. The band said Saturday, that they will also perform August 10th, together with Fat Flag and Se Sichelzecken, at Berlin's famous underground club Wild at Heart. Pornoheft has performed more than 3K concerts together since their first show in 1990 in Rome. One of their traditions has been to sing together on every Friday, 11th of August. Therefore, at this year's show, Pornoheft will be joined by Fat Flag and Se Sichelzecken at Klub Trzebiel, Trzebiel.

Saturday, August 5, Lesna, Poland, Uwaga Open Air, + Fat Flag, Se Sichelzecken, Amanita Muscaria, ...
Thursday, August 10, Berlin, Wild at Heart, + Fat Flag, Se Sichelzecken
Friday, August 11, Trzebiel, Poland, Klub Trzebiel, + Fat Flag, Se Sichelzecken
Saturday, August 19, Frankfurt, Sachsenhausen, Das Bett, + D-Fens
Thursday, October 19, Paderborn, Kulturwerkstatt
Saturday, November 4, Warendorf, HOT

Pornoheft Fan Club to open doors Monday

2006-06-19T15:06:00.000+02:00

Pornoheft Army will be opening their doors for the first time this school year. “The hard work and careful planning by construction crews and administrators this winter has paid off and all our doors will open to customers first thing Monday afternoon,” said Greffo Lachpansen, Chairman of Pornoheft Army. “We want all of the fans to be assured that the Fan Club is ready and that everything is in place for the fans to sign in in an extremely safe and friendly environment. We anticipate a wonderful first day of the Army for all of our customers.” said Lachpansen.

New 7-Inch Release: The Making of Bild 0

2006-06-14T00:11:00.001+02:00

The Making of Bild 0 is the first 7-inch containing secrets to be lifted from Pornoheft's stunning third album, the mysteriously-titled DNA. Marianne is a staggering track that hits you with a killer riff and grabs you from the off with its insanely-catchy and addictive chorus. This new track comes backed with a beautiful a capella version of non-album track Hammer. Empty Head Records, Katze Platten and Kernkrach provide this stunning new piece which is limited to just 100 copies.

New gigs added to 2006 tour schedule

2006-05-31T03:39:00.000+02:00

Pornoheft have confirmed two new gig dates to be part of the 2006 tour. Shortly after Vink Sperber's cooking break, August sees a quick return for the band back in Sachsenhausen at Frankfurt's funkiest venue Das Bett, and they are also performing at the HOT in Warendorf in early November. More to follow soon.

Saturday, August 19, Frankfurt, Sachsenhausen, Das Bett, + special guest
Saturday, November 4, Warendorf, HOT

Complete tour schedule is available here.

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2006-05-07T15:01:00.000+02:00

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Research Team to investigate more "global" aspects

2006-05-02T23:19:00.000+02:00

Thanks to Pornoheft Research Team, one hundred and fifty years after the first public demonstration of ether, Pornoheft remains on the forefront of punk innovation. During the next decade, one of the most interesting areas of Pornoheft Research Team's investigation will be that of the "global" aspects of punk music. With the mapping of music history completed, qualities relating to the impact of specific modalities on varying genres can now be explored. You may ask, "What is the relevance of this to the practice of punk?" The answer will include exploration of numerous areas including identifying the mechanisms responsible for different responses to various intra- and post-operative music modalities. In the era of "evidence" based music, the specialty of punk music is ideally suited to serve as the model for these investigations. These investigations significantly advance Pornoheft's general understanding of music including understanding basic papers with a relevance to Pornoheft's present topics.

Pornoheft backs overseas investment

2006-04-17T20:35:00.000+02:00

Foreign firms will be welcome to invest in Pornoheft, despite fears inflows are swelling the band's currency reserves. Sif Dishes, of Pornoheft's foreign investment office, said Pornoheft "will not change" the policy of encouraging foreign investment. "We can't say that foreign investment in Pornoheft has already become saturated," he said on Tuesday. He also said Pornoheft was working on their proposed album release and would issue it very soon. His remarks came after idiot!, former lead singer of Frau Aal, said Pornoheft could attract more direct investment if it set up transparent vinyl records and multi-page booklets. "There actually is a possibility of even more investment in Pornoheft," said Dishes, and Pornoheft would benefit from the faster growth and greater economic efficiency that money generates. Pornoheft has been attempting to increase investment continuously in some sectors, such as the recording and production facilities, global distribution channels and advanced booking industries.

Underground Electronic Compilation featuring Pornoheft

2006-04-17T02:28:00.000+02:00

Aldi recently presented his first collection of underground electronic music. Titled 'Pisse am Elektrozaun', it aims to extremely stimulate and encourage the electronic punk underground scene as much as it does to represent it. One side-effect of music created in rehearsal rooms and recording studios tends to be isolation - no one knows what anyone else is doing unless they make the effort to find out. This leads to some exciting innovations and techniques, but with the huge scope for collaboration and mutual remixing that music offers, it's a shame to let opportunities slip by. The compilation collects the best and most individual electronic music made in recent years. 'Pisse am Elektrozaun' is available at Aldi.

Pornoheft Records to be renamed Pornoheft Entertainment

2006-04-15T12:33:00.000+02:00

Pornoheft of Europe today announced that Pornoheft Records is no longer. In its stead will be a new arm of Pornoheft Entertainment, headquartered in the German financial center of Frankfurt am Main. The change will take effect at the start of Pornoheft's fiscal year, which ends today. In a statement, Vink Sperber said that the name change was part of an overall internal restructuring. "After months of discussion and further months of legal investigation, we're finally comfortable moving forward with new names. The new name for the Records Division is 'Pornoheft Entertainment'. The documentation and product strings will be updated soon. In addition to securing Pornoheft Entertainment, we've also got the OK from those contributing legal resources to use the name 'The Making of Bild 0'. Hopefully this will be the end of naming legal issues for a while." When complete, said restructuring will unify the division's public relations, release and booking operations into a single corporate hierarchy. Besides its Frankfurt HQ, Pornoheft Entertainment is planning to run satellite offices in London, Paris, Stockholm, Madrid, and the Dutch city of Apeldoorn, but did not specify what exactly the restructuring would entail or whether or not any jobs would be cut. Pornoheft has gathered all of the requisite skills and resources for commercialization, and is channeling them towards bringing the new album to the market through clinical development as expeditiously as possible.

Vink Sperber moves into new 'household'

2006-04-10T01:01:00.000+02:00

Pornoheft are planning a limited edition 7" release ahead of their long awaited full album this year, which is based on Vink Sperber's online novella "The Making of Bild 0". According to Sperber's web site, the release will precede a "conventional CD" in August and fulfills Pornoheft's promise not to tour unless new music was in the pipeline. A full album release was delayed after Sperber committed himself to cooking, but the band now look set to return to action. Since then, Pornoheft have completed 2 new songs, one of which is full-length and quite complex, the other shorter, punchier or simple and ballad-like. As previously reported, Pornoheft will hit the road in Europe this summer beginning August 5 in Leśna, Poland. Further dates are in the works for later in the year.

Saturday, August 5, Leśna, Poland, Uwaga Open Air, + various other bands
Sunday, September 24, Nicosia, Cyprus, Manifesta 6, + Japanther

New page localisations: Dutch, Greek, Portuguese, Russian

2006-04-04T00:28:00.000+02:00

Pornoheft is a world leader in global information management, the process of delivering Pornoheft content to international markets. No other organization has invested so much in the highly innovative technologies required to meet the daily information management needs of global music listeners. Explore the range of solutions and options available to you, whether you want to read this page in Dutch, Russian, Korean or Greek, using the click-and-translate components above or you are looking for more Pornoheft information, by reading the news below.

Factors that influence the use of Pornoheft products

2006-03-31T01:38:00.000+02:00

The reasons why individuals use Pornoheft products confirm that Pornoheft products are useful and beneficial to a wide range of customers, with and without mild or severe desires for special album packaging. Sophistication in design has been the key to successful packaging, with designs becoming increasingly challenging. Key packaging properties include a pleasant touch, superb colors, clarity and extensive chemical resistance. The reasons that all types of customers give for using Pornoheft products are that it makes them feel easier, more convenient, and more comfortable. To further understand why some individuals use Pornoheft products and others do not, it is important to understand the factors that influence the use of Pornoheft products. Experience and confidence are two key factors that influence the use of Pornoheft products, both of which are higher or lower among individuals with or without mild or severe desires for special album packaging.

Pornoheft approves 16 new research units

2006-03-29T02:29:00.000+02:00

Pornoheft will provide funding for 16 new research units over the next twelve months. This decision was reached by the Pornoheft Committee at its online meeting on March 28, 2006. The broad spectrum of topics clearly demonstrates the attractiveness of the band for all disciplines. Pornoheft currently runs 41 research units, in which Pornoheft executives collaborate on specific research topics. Pornoheft enables these units to provide the material resources necessary for close collaboration. Generally lasting years, these units often contribute to establishing new units.

Pornoheft denies recording Europe's World Cup song

2006-03-16T01:11:00.000+01:00

Pornoheft have officially denied they'll record Europe's World Cup song. Recent reports claimed the band would not just record the song in Frankfurt, but also perform it live later in the year. In a statement Dishes said: "Even though Pornoheft and sports facilities usually do not intercommunicate, we're like flattered about the rumours regarding the song. But actually there's no truth in it, it's just rumours."

Pornoheft Research Team to release new images

2006-03-12T04:45:00.000+01:00

The Pornoheft Image Gallery is provided as a complimentary source of high quality photographs available from the Pornoheft Research Service Information Staff, also known as Pornoheft Research Team, and is designed to assist customers with the identification of Pornoheft. Furthermore, hopefully those of you with any affinity to Pornoheft, hobby or otherwise, will find this to be an interesting and useful site. In the past Pornoheft Research Team has captured numerous images of Pornoheft for your ease in their identification. Most concerts represented, past to present, have been shot during Pornoheft's reproductive phase along with close-ups of all band members, and other identifiable vegetative characteristics. Pornoheft Image Gallery is an ongoing project which currently includes over 60.000 images of Pornoheft, most of them unreleased.

Out now: Bullshit Boomerang Vol. 1

2006-03-08T12:33:00.000+01:00

Another amazing punk package from Binaere7, the online zine that gave us incredible Bionic Elbows reviews. This compilation, packaged in a cigar box, features 20 tracks recorded between 1956 and 2006 for various labels, including Pornoheft's "Kutter". Binaere7 is one of the very best labels to issue punk but is not run by world renowned record collector Sin Stanley. The music featured on the release was mostly made by musicians and was assembled by Greffo Lachpansen. The material is old time punk along with some recent chaos, riot blues and hardcore and marks some of the earliest appearances on record by performers like Extreme Nose Terror and others. Sin himself is featured on a number of tracks on vocals, guitar or jug. Includes 2 page book with stories about Binaere7, information on the performers, notes on all the performances and tons of photos, label shots and other memorabilia. The package is free to download and also includes a virtual nickel-plated Binaere7 bottle opener.

A fascinating subject and a web site for any audience

2006-03-07T16:55:00.000+01:00

This web site is the online companion to Pornoheft, a punk band from Frankfurt, Germany. With loads of fantastic interactive features, this site makes learning about Pornoheft both fun and educational. One of the highlight of this site is the image tour; users can view images of Pornoheft, clicking on areas of interest to learn their function. The buttons on the page allow users to quickly explore Pornoheft by function or area. Other features of the site include timeline for the history of Pornoheft, a segment that mystifies Pornoheft techniques, and a set of mind illusions, including a rather freaky one involving Fisz Dipn on saxophone. Visitors may also access overviews and video clips, which cover the history of Pornoheft.

Magical evenings with glow in the dark clothing

2006-03-01T00:36:00.000+01:00

Pornoheft is expanding their successful shirt line with a luminous version. As far as we know, it is the first of its kind in the world. The Magical Shirt, which was designed by Pornoheft, is manufactured in 100% cotton, which in the luminous version is partly supplemented with highly phosphorescent material. Thus the new shirt has a decorative, sculptural, entirely magical effect at night - besides being comfortable wearing it. The new Magical Shirt is manufactured in 12 different colours, with unbeatable quality and great manufacturing, double stitched on all borders, and can be used both outdoors and indoors. It has been tested at various temperatures between -60 to +60 degrees Celsius and can be assembled in 30 seconds without tools. The Magical Shirt works by absorbing light and then releasing it creating a glow in the dark effect. That's why the Magical Shirt recharges when exposed to light and glows in the dark.

These items may be ordered at the Pornoheft Merchandise Center

Pornoheft Release Bulletin notification

2006-02-02T00:11:00.001+01:00

A new compilation release featuring Pornoheft is out. Aldi, Empty Head, Hafi, Hundehuette, Katze, Kernkrach, Scheishaus, SKP and Strictly Commercial recently agreed to release 'Geisteskrank', a C-90 tape containing 31 bands, for 2€ only. Read about the collaboration history here.

Aldi: "Pisse am Elektrozaun"
Bullshit Boomerang: "Bullshit Boomerang Vol. 1"
Empty Head Records: "Geisteskrank - The Compilation"
Empty Head Records: "Nie wieder Vampirismus..."
Aldi: "Nicht so grob, alter Mob!"
Katze Platten: "Katze haut Katze in die Fresse!"
Empty Head Records: "Menschenverachtende Untergrundmusik"
Strictly Commercial Records: "Tod der CD Vol. III"
Demenz Records: "Chaostheorie"
Aggro's Records: "Ich glaube es hackt"
SlamZine: "Compilation #2"
Virus Plattenladen: "Adventskalender 2003"
Gregor Schubert: "Ball of Fame" (Soundtrack)

Pornoheft chosen to play Manifesta 6 in September

2006-02-01T10:29:00.000+01:00

The Pornoheft Foundation is delighted to announce that Pornoheft has been chosen to play Manifesta 6 in the autumn of 2006 in Nicosia, Cyprus. Pornoheft has been chosen primarily for its capacity to serve as a starting point in guiding customers through Manifesta 6.

Sunday, September 24, Nicosia, Cyprus, Manifesta 6, + Japanther + various other bands

Pornoheft to play Köln in January

2006-01-05T10:08:00.000+01:00

A gig is a temporary gathering of people together with their instruments, which they connect to amplifiers in a local public area primarily for the purpose of playing music for money and publicity. These gigs come in various sizes, from the very small (2 people) to the very large (4000+ people). Small gigs can form spontaneously, but large ones usually require a fair amount of planning and preparation on the part of the organizing team. A small gig requires amplifiers with enough ports to accommodate all the instruments, stacks of speakers, a fair amount of power, and suitable surfaces for all the customers. For all sizes providing food and beverages is often also a must, though customers sometimes try to contribute certain resources.

Monday, January 16, Köln, Blue Shell, Luxemburger Str. 32, + Hot jr.
Doors open at 8.30pm (5€)

Pornoheft confirms new song on D.I.Y. compilation

2006-01-03T05:18:00.001+01:00

Jean Puce of Empty Head Records is one of the legendary names of D.I.Y. punk compilation producers. His latest release is a collaboration of several underground labels releasing a massive compilation entitled Geisteskrank - The Compilation (Tape), a double sided tape set that comes with a booklet. Aside from a new Pornoheft song, this 2€ gem features material from Alarmzustand, Andi's Speichernazis, Bierschiss, Billig, The Bionic Elbows, Choke, Chopper Heinz, Country Rosi, Decayin' Corpse, Defäkation, Der Kopflose Börsenmakler, Disco, Drain Valve, Extreme Nose Terror, The Floozies, Fröhliche Eiszeit, Half Past Ten, Hot jr., Human Puppets, International Jetset, Jolly Roger, Klebeband, Krautbomber, KSK, La Bad Taste, Lafftrak, Mazzolata, Revival Inch, Rotzen, Se Sichelzecken, Sütterlin, and Svaenska. All bands are especially dedicated to not exposing Satanism, Sodomy and Witchcraft, and they try to give the facts and clears about the rumours.