Pornoheft Fan Club to open doors Monday

Pornoheft Army will be opening their doors for the first time this school year. “The hard work and careful planning by construction crews and administrators this winter has paid off and all our doors will open to customers first thing Monday afternoon,” said Greffo Lachpansen, Chairman of Pornoheft Army. “We want all of the fans to be assured that the Fan Club is ready and that everything is in place for the fans to sign in in an extremely safe and friendly environment. We anticipate a wonderful first day of the Army for all of our customers.” said Lachpansen.