Friday, November 21, 2008

New Pornoheft release identified

Music criticists are perplexed after a highly incomplete prototype of Pornoheft's upcoming book release appeared in the wild - depicting a fundamental musical and visual symbol of change. The prototype apparently is a coded image representing a complex release, and even Lustiger Bob, CEO of German publisher Kopfnuss, admits he finds it mind-boggling. According to Bob, the dummy was created by the outstanding designer duo very in Frankfurt am Main earlier this month. Measuring in immaculate accordance with DIN A5, it has had Pornoheft enthusiasts and experts stumped. The book dummy was identified eventually by Hans Katze, who periodically searches the web for effects of electromagnetic fields and has the largest database of water occurrencies in the world, said of the haul: “This is an extra astounding development - it is a seminal event”. Meanwhile, Vink Sperber said in a statement: “The book is to approach the due date, but currently I am aware of no Pornoheft official who would or possibly could have confirmed the details of the book”.


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