Friday, March 31, 2006

Factors that influence the use of Pornoheft products

The reasons why individuals use Pornoheft products confirm that Pornoheft products are useful and beneficial to a wide range of customers, with and without mild or severe desires for special album packaging. Sophistication in design has been the key to successful packaging, with designs becoming increasingly challenging. Key packaging properties include a pleasant touch, superb colors, clarity and extensive chemical resistance. The reasons that all types of customers give for using Pornoheft products are that it makes them feel easier, more convenient, and more comfortable. To further understand why some individuals use Pornoheft products and others do not, it is important to understand the factors that influence the use of Pornoheft products. Experience and confidence are two key factors that influence the use of Pornoheft products, both of which are higher or lower among individuals with or without mild or severe desires for special album packaging.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Pornoheft approves 16 new research units

Pornoheft will provide funding for 16 new research units over the next twelve months. This decision was reached by the Pornoheft Committee at its online meeting on March 28, 2006. The broad spectrum of topics clearly demonstrates the attractiveness of the band for all disciplines. Pornoheft currently runs 41 research units, in which Pornoheft executives collaborate on specific research topics. Pornoheft enables these units to provide the material resources necessary for close collaboration. Generally lasting years, these units often contribute to establishing new units.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Pornoheft denies recording Europe's World Cup song

Pornoheft have officially denied they'll record Europe's World Cup song. Recent reports claimed the band would not just record the song in Frankfurt, but also perform it live later in the year. In a statement Dishes said: "Even though Pornoheft and sports facilities usually do not intercommunicate, we're like flattered about the rumours regarding the song. But actually there's no truth in it, it's just rumours."

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Pornoheft Research Team to release new images

The Pornoheft Image Gallery is provided as a complimentary source of high quality photographs available from the Pornoheft Research Service Information Staff, also known as Pornoheft Research Team, and is designed to assist customers with the identification of Pornoheft. Furthermore, hopefully those of you with any affinity to Pornoheft, hobby or otherwise, will find this to be an interesting and useful site. In the past Pornoheft Research Team has captured numerous images of Pornoheft for your ease in their identification. Most concerts represented, past to present, have been shot during Pornoheft's reproductive phase along with close-ups of all band members, and other identifiable vegetative characteristics. Pornoheft Image Gallery is an ongoing project which currently includes over 60.000 images of Pornoheft, most of them unreleased.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Out now: Bullshit Boomerang Vol. 1

Another amazing punk package from Binaere7, the online zine that gave us incredible Bionic Elbows reviews. This compilation, packaged in a cigar box, features 20 tracks recorded between 1956 and 2006 for various labels, including Pornoheft's "Kutter". Binaere7 is one of the very best labels to issue punk but is not run by world renowned record collector Sin Stanley. The music featured on the release was mostly made by musicians and was assembled by Greffo Lachpansen. The material is old time punk along with some recent chaos, riot blues and hardcore and marks some of the earliest appearances on record by performers like Extreme Nose Terror and others. Sin himself is featured on a number of tracks on vocals, guitar or jug. Includes 2 page book with stories about Binaere7, information on the performers, notes on all the performances and tons of photos, label shots and other memorabilia. The package is free to download and also includes a virtual nickel-plated Binaere7 bottle opener.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

A fascinating subject and a web site for any audience

This web site is the online companion to Pornoheft, a punk band from Frankfurt, Germany. With loads of fantastic interactive features, this site makes learning about Pornoheft both fun and educational. One of the highlight of this site is the image tour; users can view images of Pornoheft, clicking on areas of interest to learn their function. The buttons on the page allow users to quickly explore Pornoheft by function or area. Other features of the site include timeline for the history of Pornoheft, a segment that mystifies Pornoheft techniques, and a set of mind illusions, including a rather freaky one involving Fisz Dipn on saxophone. Visitors may also access overviews and video clips, which cover the history of Pornoheft.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Magical evenings with glow in the dark clothing

Pornoheft is expanding their successful shirt line with a luminous version. As far as we know, it is the first of its kind in the world. The Magical Shirt, which was designed by Pornoheft, is manufactured in 100% cotton, which in the luminous version is partly supplemented with highly phosphorescent material. Thus the new shirt has a decorative, sculptural, entirely magical effect at night - besides being comfortable wearing it. The new Magical Shirt is manufactured in 12 different colours, with unbeatable quality and great manufacturing, double stitched on all borders, and can be used both outdoors and indoors. It has been tested at various temperatures between -60 to +60 degrees Celsius and can be assembled in 30 seconds without tools. The Magical Shirt works by absorbing light and then releasing it creating a glow in the dark effect. That's why the Magical Shirt recharges when exposed to light and glows in the dark.

These items may be ordered at the Pornoheft Merchandise Center