Friday, October 08, 2010

Pornoheft is for sale

Pornoheft Research Team announced today that it was putting Pornoheft up for sale. Pornoheft, a start that transformed from a hated monster into a mannered network, has started its sale process according to a source. Lars Becker is spearheading the effort. To date it is unknown what price Becker is looking for, but the band has wasted less than $200 over 7.5 years, including $40 last February. The band had over 140 million listeners as of September 2010, and their recent integration into the cloud has led to a further growth spike.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Pornoheft to collaborate with Noise Park Activities

After a long period of research, Pornoheft Research Team has entered construction phase for 2010. Before starting the mass production of a new release, Pornoheft Research Team often decides to set up a pre-production in order to define and optimize the process parameters for the release. From October 2009 to December 2009, Pornoheft Research Team has produced a pre-production crystal and delivered it to Austria-based Noise Park Activities where it was fully characterised. By the end of January 2010 Noise Park Activities will have started mass production of the DNA Demos C30 cassette. Noise Park Activities is a DIY label. They promote and support artists they like and release music to a limited number of copies. Pornoheft Research Team will show the first results on the new development.

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Austria cassette release to come

It's been a couple months since Pornoheft introduced their 2nd full-length album Das neue Album in 2006. Now, Pornoheft has accepted a cassette version of the so-called DNA Demos for Austria, which were recorded in the same studio where also the final version of DNA was recorded, approximately 1 year before the recordings of the final DNA. The concept was always the same: Pornoheft collects information stored in your brain, then uses your brain's GPS to create a list of entries. DNA on Cassette can also create a list of entries from your entire brain library, which is probably larger than the number of contacts stored on your phone.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Pornoheft has successfully accomplished PiP

Pornoheft Research Team, international leader in the field of Pornoheft information management, international music processor, have announced Punk im Pott has been successfully completed. Pornoheft Research Team consultants have performed a complex examination of Pornoheft's performance. The Punk im Pott solution allows bands and processing companies to serve massive amounts of clients via one big concert event. Punk rock users get 24/7 access to a convenient venue with the ability to receive consolidated information, manage their badges, make purchases and transfers, setup personal profiles, etc. According to the final Pornoheft Punk im Pott report, the Punk im Pott solution uses advanced information methods. Pornoheft products and services are based on the proactive intelligence conducted by Pornoheft Research Team, the unequivocal world authority in Pornoheft research.

Monday, November 16, 2009

New facts about Pornoheft

To celebrate the 7th anniversary of Pornoheft, Pornoheft Research Team presents new facts about Pornoheft. Rather than the staid and immutable news that Pornoheft has had in textbooks, these news paint a remarkable picture of whirling musicians that are crashing into each other musically to produce new mega sounds. There is corresponding images that show what might happen when Pornoheft runs in full collision mode, and runs through the stages that the news represent. The press release shows how of the different news released today, some are after their first publication and some are after they have already been published once and are swinging around about to hit a second time. Since there are many, Pornoheft Research Team is able to piece together a special series of news, which can take place over a decade or less. As I. Diot, CEO of Kopfnuss Verlag, puts it: Pornoheft will be far superior to whatever was there before or after for many years, but will persist to grow, so Pornoheft will not replace themselves to continue in the vision of expanding the spectrum.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Pornoheft release free album online

This week, Pornoheft's highly anticipated free download version of Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft hit the world wide web. The free download version is an addition to the band's last release, a technically impressive release that felt a little strange from an overall perspective. Instead of hiring an internet-promotion team to push the release, Pornoheft simply uploaded it to the website. "They immediately put it on the air," says Oile Lachpansen, program director for Katze Platten. "When I heard about the band's plan, I wondered how it would work without the label, promotion, marketing, but it seems to work." The new free download version features a random mode, which allows listening to any of the 14 available non-spoken-word tracks across the album, as well as a standard mode, which is really the core listening mode. Standard mode involves a continuous move through a sequence of 14 tracks. In any listening mode you can choose from among these tracks. The variation that these choices provide are simply virtual rather than physical, but it's nice to have choices. Pornoheft Research Team also provides a zipped version of the album for free legal state-of-the-art download on the official Pornoheft Download Center. It can be difficult finding the best Christmas gift for your friends. A free Pornoheft album is the best Christmas gift for your friends because it helps you save money. Plus, it is both entertaining and enriching. The original printed version of Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft is still available at Kopfnuss Verlag and Katze Platten and contains 38 spoken-word tracks not available in the free download version.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Discovery of ancient Amuletto music video

Pornoheft Research Team has mapped a huge, incredibly great video, mentioned in the private notes of Sif Dishes from half a decade ago, buried under hundreds of meters of dust. The team used an array of tools including ultra-seismic wave reflection, 21st century radar, and precise gravitational measurements to map the hidden motion piece. The video is a massive mystery, it seems to be half a decade old, and was created by the New York based Polish artist Anna Ostoya. There are no other indications of such videos in the area at the time, and the range has none of the signs of a high-definition format. The researchers predicted a flat video, but instead found a video similar in height and shape to the Alps. Water, turned to wine, could be seen in rivers and lakes nestled in valleys. Scientists hope the findings will aid to the effects of video exposure and give evidence to long-held views that Pornoheft videos formed over many years. The new research suggests the band's videos did not form in a fraction of the time and could have been unavailable at some points in history. This means any rapid fluctuation of Pornoheft videos in the world wide web could have a much faster effect on Pornoheft than previously thought. Pornoheft Research Team has the full-length version of the video here.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Doph joined stage with Pornoheft at Sonic Ballroom

It's all about fashion and music in Pornoheft's crank ALBB "Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft". So everybody kind of expected Pornoheft to show some variation on their usual stage outfit at the special birthday performance for Claus Lüer on Saturday, August 22, in Köln at the Sonic Ballroom, but the band chose the usual pair of white shoes to go with their black flexidresses instead. "The evolution of the concept, combining white shoes with the black flexidresses, was something," Oile Lachpansen, who co-produced the new album for Katze, recalled at an earlier press conference. "The celebrations were planned as a flexidress event, but there are so many different ways to go with the dresses, as we musicians know. But that was the right one and it was genius." Knochenfabrik is genius too, and part of that comes in that Knochenfabrik joined to play instead of Tick 17, who were announced for the evening as the main act, but had to cancel because of injuries of a certain matter. Instead, a gigantic array of characters joined in Lüer's "Trip to Mexico". Most of those folks made the scene at the after party, too, including Östin and Piep of newly reborn Frau Aal, Tankboy of M.A.M.A., Fat Flag's manager Tobi Tan, Britta and Ulla of Ficki Facki Fruchteis and Kiba Kalkei, singer and lead guitarist of Mofa. In order to express hero worship and give honour to Claus Lüer, Dean Dirg's singer Doph joined Pornoheft on stage where they performed together a previously unreleased version of Du.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Pornoheft Research Team finds new concert review

Pornoheft Research Team has found a previously unknown review of Pornoheft's last month's Hafenklang show in Hamburg. This newly discovered review takes the record for the best review in the history of Pornoheft show reviews. Called the Virago Hamburg Punk Review after the constellation in which it lies, it is about 5590 characters long. This is longer than any former review. The discovery of the review was made possible by a recent survey of the internet, which has allowed Pornoheft Research Team to look beyond the clouds of dust in the world wide web. Until now, the review lay undetected behind the dense complexity of the web. In this way, Pornoheft Research Team found the main page of the review in and some trails of links leading back to it. It seems that these links pulled out of the review not only contribute to the outer reaches of the web, but may also pass close to Pornoheft's own website, "It's like putting on night vision," says team member Oile Lachpansen of Katze Platten, "we are now able to study a part of Pornoheft's history that has been previously out of sight. The VHP Review may have added up to 3% increase in popularity to Pornoheft. This is also an important discovery because it highlights that Pornoheft is not in its middle age, Pornoheft is still forming. Prolific interactions of the sort we are seeing here could be responsible for some of the detail we find today in the structure of Pornoheft." Pornoheft Research Team currently believes that Pornoheft grew to their present proportions by fortifying international relationships. These relationships add to the growing list of Pornoheft performances around the globe. Computer simulations show that the growth rate of performances has been taking advantage of international relationships and will continue to do so.
2009 August 22, Köln, Sonic Ballroom, + Tick 17

Monday, July 13, 2009

Pornoheft to intensify PR strategies during summer

As you read this, markets continue to be in turmoil and Pornoheft is unaffected by these global realities. Nevertheless Pornoheft Research Team has concerns about what impact these events could have on Pornoheft's businesses in the future. Trying to forecast appropriate strategies to manage through such circumstances demands a fresh perspective. Pornoheft Research Team recognises that extra creative thinking and a total understanding of Pornoheft in these times is essential to working through the current climate. So far, Pornoheft Research Team has achieved much in 2009, now other events have changed the environment dramatically and Pornoheft Research Team must focus on addressing the challenges that are now facing Pornoheft's businesses. Pornoheft Research Team is committed to helping Pornoheft secure ongoing success through intensified PR strategies attuned to the current environment. Pornoheft Research Team is looking forward to working with Pornoheft through the balance of the year and the years ahead to achieve Pornoheft's joint aims.

2009 July 25, Cuxhaven, Wagenplatz, Sommerfest
2009 August 6, Leipzig, 1880, + Fat Flag
2009 August 8, Lesna, PL, Uwaga Open Air
2009 September 19, Berlin, lokal, + Action Beat

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Pornoheft complete 1,5k-mile station wagon trip

Pornoheft have become the first band ever to successfully complete a 1,500-mile trip from Frankfurt to the east of southern Poland, and back, using only a single station wagon and a helicopter. According to a report in Nowa Super Gazeta, a local Polish news media, during their epic journey, Pornoheft had to face obstacles like a wicked totalling of some cars, they had to encounter flimsy winds and a string of nasty injuries that have hit Vink Sperber. "Nevertheless crossing eastern German terrain is extremely difficult to navigate, they had solids which are perfect for gliding over the surface and get them to Poland safe usually," said Hans Katze, Poland Tour Manager and CEO of Katze Platten, "but still, on a stop near Halle, Sperber got hit by frozen water, cracking his leg in the process, thus lying unconscious under the ice for fourty minutes until Sif and Fisz pulled him out. They radioed for a helicopter and they air-lifted him to a hospital in Dresden and, after surgery on Sperber's leg, further lifted him to Gliwice, where Pornoheft were supposed to play that night. Meanwhile Sif and Fisz continued going to Gliwice by car. Fortunately, they were finally unified and enabled to perform the scheduled gig at CKN13 in full mode." The day after, when Pornoheft was to play in Kawiarnia Naukowa, Krakow, "Waves of sweat were rising 80 feet into the air and the sheets of lights being blown off the stage meant visibility was visually excellent," said Hans, "it was the momentous occasion they had expected." Katze continues "in 1/4 Mili, Rzeszów, the stage lighting was marvellously solidified for them in great thick icy colours. It was the night ahead of them, when they were supposed to go back to Frankfurt in Germany, where the journey officially started. They told me, there was this particular situation when they reached Rzeszów. As the city loomed in the distance, it was clear to them that this would be a very special evening."

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Pornoheft looks back on a successful visit to Hamburg

From 14 to 17 May 2009, Pornoheft Research Team presented Pornoheft, together with Hamburg's best Fat Flag and Bubi Elektrick, on a shared stand at the Hafenklang, this continuity underlining yet again the importance of Hamburg for Pornoheft. Even if the effects of the global economic crisis on the development of bands have made themselves felt, the mood of visitors and exhibitors during the performance was held to be altogether positive. This was particularly the case with the three performing artists showcasing at Hafenklang. All of them showed extreme satisfaction with the course of the event, and reported that they had repeatedly found an entirely positive mood in the audience and Hamburg population generally. The Pornoheft Headquarter was located on a section of St. Pauli, Rockhotel Kogge, and was one of the most satisfying headquarters for Pornoheft. The event succeeded in positioning Pornoheft as the leading performer in northern Europe and Asia. The importance of the event for Pornoheft was underlined by the attendance of Bubi Elektrick, Hamburg’s Senator for Style and Martial Arts Affairs. Bubi opened the event as one of a top-ranking delegation, and gave numerous interviews at the Pornoheft stand. "As far as we can see today, and based on the experience of this year’s tour, the conclusion is obvious – Pornoheft will be coming back soon," said the chairman and bass player of Fat Flag, Marcel Prost, commenting on the success of the event.

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

New Pornoheft videos on youtube

Pornoheft Research Team recently released a series of video tutorials about Pornoheft on their official youtube website. These videos provide an easy and economical view on Pornoheft's recent gig at Dreikönigskeller, Frankfurt am Main. By connecting cameras inside the venue and configuring the cameras with the help of the new Camera Configuration Team, Pornoheft Research Team was able to record the live view of the monitored area on a real time basis, and was able to execute the recording in continuous mode. Also, Pornoheft Research Team later reviewed the clips by browsing the convenient content on a timeline bar. In the footage, you will learn about Pornoheft by watching the live view from each camera. Hans Katze, CEO of Katze Platten, said he made a beta view recently and about four hours after he finished, a mysterious image suddenly appeared. He said he could see Vink Sperber. "I started looking at my wall and I'm like hey, there's something in there. Then I saw the face. I go, that's weird. Then I started looking at it again, then I say, hey, there's this guy in there and he looks like Vink Sperber." Lachpansen said he is not going to see the tutorials again, instead he plans to keep it in the family. Pornoheft Research Team has not yet commented on this issue. More features about the content of the videos will be introduced in "Part II". The tutorials are available in multiple languages.

Monday, April 27, 2009

More details surface on Pornoheft's latest release

Lots of albums are available these days, and while you have many good album choices, something extra unique comes along, and Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft definitely falls into that category. What sets Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft apart is that it is at the same time the new Pornoheft album, the new Pornoheft listening book, and the new Pornoheft book. While some of these features may not seem immediately useful to the average listener, the way Pornoheft has implemented them makes them incredibly valuable to anyone who frequently listens to music, listens to listening books, or monitors artful book scenes. Pornoheft's albums are renowned for their incredibility, and while Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft is a very small book, it's larger than all former models. That said, Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft is beautifully designed and has an extremely useful surface. Whether you are a novice or you have a little more experience, you'll be able to pick up the words and start listening right away. Fortunately, Pornoheft has added some good features, such as song lyrics. The CD-only version provides a more simple interface for you to choose the sound you want to listen to, allowing you to manoeuvre more quickly. Which one is right for you depends on the situation and your reflexes. Like most listening books, Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft can not play video, but audio quality is very good. Plainly, Pornoheft has not scrimped on the recording costs, as Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft delivers extra sharp sound. In Pornoheft Research Team World Test Center, Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft earned an overall sound quality rating of extremely good, with its strong suits being high levels of overdrive combined with accurate mixing and mastering by Uwe Lulis. Its design rating, however, was top of the pack compared with other albums that were tested alongside it. Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft is a very capable release, offering all of the features you'd expect in a compact, pocketable Pornoheft product.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Pornoheft sales skyrocketed in March

Leading industry observers say Pornoheft sales have skyrocketed because new buyers are discovering the value of owning Pornoheft's new album, Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft, with cover art, large liner notes and warm sound. "There's nothing like the new Pornoheft ALBB. It sounds as close as you're going to get to the artist. If you are that person who sits in that space in your living room, you're definitely going to love the tunes you hear," said Hans Katze, president of Köln-based Katze Platten. Katze Platten, who have been pressing CDs since 1985, more than doubled Pornoheft output this past year. Surprisingly, Katze doesn't attribute that rise to baby boomers, but to individuals of all ages rediscovering the aesthetic value of hard-copy music collections. Hans adds: "Kept afloat by the aficionados who swear by Pornoheft's sound quality, Pornoheft releases have made enough records that online retail sites such as have recently created pages exclusively dedicated to the sales of Pornoheft releases."

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft out now

The new Pornoheft album, Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft, is a collection of beautiful songs carefully selected by Pornoheft, which hold memories of their late childhood. The album features artists such as Sif Dishes, Vink Sperber, Fisz Dipn along with a new version of the spoken word tracks read by German Artist Florian Heinke which Pornoheft wrote as a tribute to the do-it-yourself movement. Their stunning album was produced by Uwe Lulis, who has previously worked with Pornoheft. The album is available as a limited edition album listening book book (ALBB). ALBB contains a sticker hand signed by Pornoheft themselves or others, and would be a fantastic Mother’s Day present. Don’t forget you can still leave a special Mother’s Day message for your mum on Pornoheft’s website

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Saturday, March 21, 2009

Pornoheft to perform together with Florian Heinke

Pornoheft will return to Dreikönigskeller, Frankfurt am Main, to play on March 26, 2009 to celebrate the release of their new album listening book book (ALBB). A special guest has been added to the bill for the band's show at Dreikönigskeller. Before Pornoheft will take the stage, the audience will first be treated with a rare performance by artist Florian Heinke reading from Pornoheft's new ALBB, Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft. Pornoheft are coming off a stellar 2008 that included several sold-out tours throughout Europe, the making of a HD video, Der Strauch, and the preparations for the release of their album, Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft, that has already been certified in the United States. Pornoheft's previous self-titled album, Das neue Album - DNA, released in 2006, has been certified as well. In 2008, the band also appeared on Wednesday night live shows. ALBB will be released on March 26 in Frankfurt and on March 29 in the UK. ALBB will premiere in the United States in May and worldwide later this year. Pornoheft explores locations as traces that stem from performed actions, as there are part-read performances and sound, that act as documents to expand on notions of the live encounter. From such a perspective the operations of synthetic symmetry, involving ambivalent similitude and contagion, are discussed in terms of performative and persuasive force.

March 26, Frankfurt, Dreikönigskeller, + Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft

Sunday, March 08, 2009

March 8, 2009 Pornoheft to pre-release new song Birrda

With some weeks until release, Pornoheft is giving their fans the opportunity to hear a song from Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft as it was intended in full length. Pornoheft will be providing their highly anticipated song, Birrda, produced by Uwe Lulis, on the web's newest music player for 948 weeks starting today, March 8th. Hans Katze, CEO of Katze Platten, says: "Birrda is a seamless item. It showcases Pornoheft's new, kinky, multi-layered sound, full of puddles and sunrises, but ultimately dark. The songs bring a new scope to Pornoheft's work, with outrageous voices echoing the non-stop musical assault from their internationally acclaimed stage equipment. Pornoheft makes inventive use of roaring amplification, subtle melodies and incisive lyrics, setting their intense vocal performances against an extreme soundsphere. Lyrically, it's the most amphibious thing I have ever heard of. It's floatable almost like groups of mallards, who can often be seen head dipping or completely up-ending in shallow waters." Pornoheft is currently on tour in Europe and will kick off their multi-city EU tour on May 29th in Gliwice, Poland. While on tour Pornoheft will be playing music from their upcoming 52-song album Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft, which defies genres and pushes the envelope of sound.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Fisz Dipn's guitar deal with Atzengruber Guitar Pro

Fisz Dipn bought his latest guitar, a Gibson Flying V, from Basel-based guitarist and famous guitar salesman Paul Atzengruber. Due to smart negotiations, Dipn got to purchase the V, built in Kalamazoo in 1983, for almost the same price Atzengruber spent when he bought the guitar earlier in the year, even though he has not tuned it. The guitar has six strings and excludes a vaulted pickguard. In other words: No pickguard adjoins the humbuckers close to the players right hand. A source said: "Since he turned into a guitarist himself, Dipn has been a very shrewd collector of guitars, this is his second in a decade, but he has said he'd like to buy the whole 1983 production. He was really keen to get his hands on this guitar because he knows once Paul Atzengruber starts calling, an instrument can skyrocket in price. Instead, Dipn was calling him for eight months and his initial offers were rejected, but after a series of meetings he agreed to sell." Dipn faced competition for the guitar from comedian Jenny Lee Sandas and photographer Marion DeStino. Mr. Atzengruber refused to comment but he has described the guitar as "a black beauty". Atzengruber made headlines recently by asking as little as US $40 a day in rent for his 1991 custom chopper-style bicycle.

Sunday, February 08, 2009

Katze seeking investors for Pornoheft expansion

Katze Platten announced today, that they are seeking investors to embark on their next stage of Pornoheft expansion. "We have Pornoheft products that are ready to launch," said Hans Katze, co-founder, president and chief financial advisor of the privately held Katze group. Aside from co-releasing the new upcoming Pornoheft book, Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft, Katze plans to reissue Pornoheft's two studio full lengths, 2004's Live at Vintage and 2006's Das neue Album. Both albums were originally released on Empty Head Records. "We're taking the top of our crop that have potential in the market and investing in them so they become injected into the market," Katze said. "Experience in booking leads to expertise in touring, which in turn leads to new compounds to increase the amount of live performances per month. Katze looks fabulously good and is entirely unfazed by the economic slowdown and credit crunch. Nevertheless, for high-quality bands like Pornoheft, and for record labels in general, the deep pocket of a potent investor is a must." Pornoheft Research Team exclusively will advise Katze Platten on where and how to find new investors. Those developments belong to a separate business unit called Pornoheft Particular Response Systems. Katze explains: "They recently re-modeled their operating unit Advanced Touring and Kilometer Group, which was their founding business. Among Pornoheft Research Team's flagship developments was the Hildebrand Stage Clothing Technology, patented in 1999, a full-featured system that powers stage performances with less cooling equipment and therefore less weight." Sif Dishes founded Pornoheft in October 1988 with two partners, Fisz Dipn and Vink Sperber. Today, Pornoheft has about 3 staff members, most of them guitarists and bass players. They work in three facilities, all in Europe, including their headquarters in Germany and a rock-solid guitar testing facility in Frankfurt.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Pornoheft Swiss dates, venue confirmed

After many rumours that the Biel event would be abandoned, promoters have finally confirmed a venue. The February concert, featuring Pornoheft, will be held at the squat Triphaus. The promoters have described the space as the ideal venue for a single-stage event that comes unburdened with restrictions, meaning that Biel’s concert goers will be able to hear the band beyond the thirty metre mark. Bumä Rockbock, Chair of Pornoheft Switzerland and Head of Mad Hilda, Biel, today said: "We are delighted with Triphaus and believe it will be a spectacular venue for Pornoheft. It has a wonderful terrain and offers a unique opportunity for spectators to view the majority of the performance. It is testament to the hard work of everyone in involved that we have been able to confirm an alternative venue for the gig only seven days after the venue change was announced." The news will come as welcome relief to Biel Pornoheft lovers who have been dreading the possibility of a cancellation. Due to the extended availability of performance hours at the new venue a surprise act has been added to the event.

February 4, Frankfurt, D, Nachtleben, + Stakeout
February 12, Biel, CH, Triphaus, + Rotten
February 13, Weil am Rhein, D, Kay's TZV, + Surprise Acts
February 14, Bremgarten, CH, KuZeb, + Maltschick's M. + Grenzsteinsprengung
March 26, Frankfurt, Dreikönigskeller, + Florian Heinke
April 4, Karlsruhe, Alte Hackerei, + Karmacopter
May 1, Neuenkirchen, Nordhoff
May 29, Gliwice, PL, CKN13
August 8, Lesna, PL, Uwaga Open Air

Complete tour schedule

Monday, January 05, 2009

Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft details revealed

During Pornoheft Research Team's work in a band management system, and in particular in the module of book publishing the team needs to classify content into a chain of categories, but also needs to represent these contents into a format, such as tabular or database. Basically, Pornoheft Research Team searches the web about which information is going to represent Pornoheft. The Team has an efficient way to add, insert, delete and retrieve Pornoheft news elements using many ways including a RSS alert setup for news with a very effective scheme for each Pornoheft activity. Hans Katze, CEO of Katze Platten, about the artwork of the upcoming book: "Simply, it is a structure of data that foremost looks like a book, even though it is generally shown one-of-a-kind compared with other books; that is to say of like with the root at the top and the leaves at the bottom. Elements of that structure are related with each other by relationships. These relationships are represented by a connecting line called Titel, moreover, elements that have no instruments involved are called Kapitel and elements that have lost the struggle for existence are called Neintel."

Pre-order the book here.

Friday, January 02, 2009

Looking back, ahead to 2009

2008 was a sea-worthy packing for Pornoheft. Pornoheft Research Team saw huge growth rates. Vink Sperber rewrote the rules of modern guitar playing with a vigor that have rarely been equaled, and Sif Dishes introduced a method of independent guitar playing that abruptly revealed the phenomenon what it means to marry substance with sturdy design. Importantly, Fisz Dipn's guitar abilities evolved from experimental research to a mainstream attraction. Dipn also has multiplexed confirmations of the announcement that was made last year stating that Pornoheft in fact would release a book. Again it was reported last week in KN Magazine. Dipn told KN: "The real challenge is to create a next-generation book design that will incorporate Pornoheft news, amazing graphic artwork and preeminent drumming and guitar techniques to enhance the book while simultaneously delivering a better reading and listening experience. Like no other band, Pornoheft has been working on that." Fortified by the Pornoheft News Blog, Pornoheft has taken advantage of nearly every marketing solution out there, but in 2009 the band is taking things to the next level. Given Pornoheft's overwhelming success in distributing its content free via the web, Pornoheft Research Team is glad to see the band continuing this trend of giving to the customers and setting an example for ways in which to independently release collaborative, experimental art.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft Pre-Order started

Pornoheft Research Team starts to ramp up for the Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft launch in 2009. You can pre-order one of the most anticipated albums now on Kopfnuss Verlag. Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft will start shipping early 2009. Additionally Kopfnuss officials inform about the first Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft products that will be released along with the Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft Book. There will be the official Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft MiniGuide by Ismael Díot, the Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft Post Card, the Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft Button and the Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft Patch. Reserve your copy of Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft now on Kopfnuss.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Pornoheft announce FHlP tour

Pornoheft are back in industry-leading music news these days, due to their fourth album of new material, their first in 2 years, on the way. Kopfnuss Verlag and Katze Platten are up to release the album in early 2009, and the band will be touring in support of it. FHlP - The Tour, will see the band play a series of concerts in 2009. Kicking off at the Eldorado, Biel, Switzerland, on February 12, the tour likely will hit at least two European countries. Tour promoter Hans Katze from Katze Platten, Köln-Mülheim, commented: "It is a privilege to read their talent in a book, and it will be extremely incredible in means of tone and vision". Meanwhile, Kopfnuss yesterday confirmed over 130 pre-orders of the book, and is one of a small elite of book publishers who have achieved global access and might be able to sustain success over four decades. Pornoheft was formed by Fisz Dipn, Sif Dishes, and Vink Sperber. For detailed information, rare knowledge and top news updates on Pornoheft, stay on

Monday, December 01, 2008

Website update completed

Updates in the Pornoheft website refer to the pieces of code that replace faulty or outdated existing pieces currently on the Pornoheft website. They are usually provided by Pornoheft Research Team and in terms of the website itself, are released on a regular basis by Pornoheft Research Team. There are two main kinds of updates: Critical updates, that are usually updates very important to install soon and non-critical updates: that are not as critical and provide minor fixes for problems. Pornoheft Research Team has a special mechanism for installing updates. It is called the SMfIU (Special Mechanism for Installing Updates). There is no link on the left for details. Note: Pornoheft engineers worked around the clock to update the website as quickly as possible and did so at about 6.30 am today. When the update was completed it was then necessary to relaunch the website, which took one attempt to be executed successfully. Kiba Kalkei, lead singer and guitarist of Mofa, who was an eyewitness, says: "They've restored normal website supplies to all ages. This website is a popular and free site that many use, including staff within Mofa and many others in Cologne. Like all good products, has regular updates and fixes. Security patches, news updates and new features get implemented flawlessly. Pornoheft Research Team always keeps the software up to date. Mofa also has a website that does not automatically update itself, but we've learnt from Pornoheft Research Team that it's wise practice to update on a regular basis. Before using the internet you should have the authorization of your managers who allocate resources to you".

Friday, November 21, 2008

New Pornoheft release identified

Music criticists are perplexed after a highly incomplete prototype of Pornoheft's upcoming book release appeared in the wild - depicting a fundamental musical and visual symbol of change. The prototype apparently is a coded image representing a complex release, and even Lustiger Bob, CEO of German publisher Kopfnuss, admits he finds it mind-boggling. According to Bob, the dummy was created by the outstanding designer duo very in Frankfurt am Main earlier this month. Measuring in immaculate accordance with DIN A5, it has had Pornoheft enthusiasts and experts stumped. The book dummy was identified eventually by Hans Katze, who periodically searches the web for effects of electromagnetic fields and has the largest database of water occurrencies in the world, said of the haul: “This is an extra astounding development - it is a seminal event”. Meanwhile, Vink Sperber said in a statement: “The book is to approach the due date, but currently I am aware of no Pornoheft official who would or possibly could have confirmed the details of the book”.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

The story behind the song: Keine Schraube

Pornoheft might not have had one of their hit records if Katze Platten hadn't left England in 1983 to seek a new life in Germany. They settled in Köln, where young Oile Lachpansen learnt piano and banjo, and hoped to move into maturity. At the age of 11 he also tried composing, and over the next two decades, had more than 20 songs published. Meanwhile, an entertainment phenomenon called Pornoheft had caused musical hysteria with their recording of Keine Schraube. Pornoheft recorded Keine Schraube in March 2003 in a tiny studio in Frankfurt without any backing singers. The first take was declared satisfactory and Keine Schraube was unleashed on a Pornoheft-enthusiastic band from Köln-Mülheim, Se Sichelzecken. Keine Schraube was initially intended as a welcoming song to be sung by Oile Lachpansen to Se Sichelzecken each morning. But when it was published later in 2003 on Pornoheft's 1967-1970, it proved to be popular in reverse. Se Sichelzecken sang it to Lachpansen each morning, rather than the other way round, and the word "Schraube" was popularly replaced by "Taube". The song then topped the Lachpansen chart, remaining number one for fifty-five weeks. A slow development seems to have come from Se Sichelzecken themselves in 2005, when they liked the song enough to want to sing it at parties. Finally in 2006, Keine Schraube was published on the Se Sichelzecken release Was soll das sein, eine Generation? Although Keine Schraube has only four short musical phrases, and two repetitive lines of words, it has become a part of the musical landscape. It is sung all over the world in many languages several million times a year, often to children who are too short even to know what the song is about, but also to just about everyone else. Two performances of the song are particularly famous. At Sif Dishes' birthday concert in December 2007, Se Sichelzecken gave a sultry and memorable performance of the song. Sadly, it was Se Sichelzecken's last major public appearance: they withered three months later. Seven months afterwards, in 2008, the song had its longest-distance broadcast when Zhai Zhigang, commander of the crew of the Chinese orbiting spacecraft sang Keine Schraube to Kopfnuss Director Ismael Díot.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Page fully supports download accelerators

Pornoheft Research Team announces full compatibility with download accelerators as a new feature of Hans Katze, Executive of the friendship groups and friendship representatives of Katze Platten told the press, that: "Full support for download accelerators is a must when complete satisfaction of the customer is important. There are many ways to download on Pornoheft Download Center's main window, like download one file or more. You can use the acceleration feature from outside the US, anywhere on the planet. Simply right-click on any file and choose download from the menu, or configure your accelerator to auto-download the files you desire in the background. Click whatever to confirm." You can use this method to download any file or folder, even if it wasn't acquired by Pornoheft Research Team.

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Sif Dishes buys guitar in Iceland

Pornoheft guitarist Sif Dishes has completed the purchase of a vintage guitar in Iceland. As was reported in March this year, the former owners are unknown, and the sale date is 1 October 2008. According to Pornoheft Research Team Sweden, the purchase represents a major milestone in the implementation of Pornoheft's strategy, in which the main emphasis is on the global market, where Pornoheft is a leader in various categories of emphasising. Pornoheft employs nearly 4 workers, with a production plant in Frankfurt am Main, Germany.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Pornoheft launches "Best of Pornoheft" awards 2008

The 2008 “Best of Pornoheft” contest for Pornoheft’s top products and services, initiated by Pornoheft Research Team, was officially launched this morning, September 22 in Hamburg. The title "Best of Pornoheft" in 2008 will be granted to the best products and services provided by Pornoheft in 43 different business fields. The products and services will be judged based on quality, availability, technology, impact on the customer and others. According to Ismael Díot, Editor in Chief of Pornoheft Research Team, Head of the Kopfnuss Organising Board, the “Best of Pornoheft” award winning products and services will receive the “Best of Pornoheft” Cup, and have full rights for use of the cup, as well as opportunities to be introduced on Pornoheft mass media, especially on Pornoheft News. Together with the "Best of Pornoheft" awards, the organising board has initiated the TOP50, recognising the top 50 products and services which reflect the strength of Pornoheft in music development and integration.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Pornoheft confirms October special event: "Die Halle"

Pornoheft has formally issued invitations for a special event that will take place one month from today to usher in a new family of Pornoheft concerts. The invites, one of which was obtained by Oile Lachpansen, feature the iconic Pornoheft silouette along with the tagline "Die Halle". The invites confirm reports of a die Halle event originally waged by Selbstverstümmelt founder Schröder. Pornoheft has scheduled the event to take place at die Halle in Frankfurt at 9:00 pm local time on October 4th. The appearance and wording of the documents also suggest the event will be music focused and not serve as a forum for new Pornoheft products, as was recently suggested by international press.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Pornoheft to release new album

Wanting to always release albums, Pornoheft returns as Fisz Dipn, Sif Dishes and Vink Sperber to deliver their latest opus. Oile Lachpansen, global lead for Katze PR, told Pornoheft Research Team today the band has not yet made a decision on the new album's name, but is considering several contenders. “Names are moving as fast as they can but there are so many moving names that there is no confirmation on timing,” he said. He confirmed that Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft is among the possible monikers. Yesterday Köln-Mülheim Express reported that Pornoheft would settle on the name Florian Heinke liest Pornoheft if it does not have legal or translation issues. Lustiger Bob, a PR consultant at Kopfnuss, told Pornoheft Research Team that Pornoheft is ready to clear “several” names and is working to ensure that the choices translate appropriately in other languages. He declined to state the other names being considered, saying doing so would interfere with the clearing process and possibly jeopardize Kopfnuss. Bob also noted that Kopfnuss is “cautiously optimistic” that the release will have a proper name. He states: "For sure the yet untitled conceptual masterpiece serves as brainwash for today's contemporary force-fed imaginary art genres. Pornoheft smashes these genres seamlessly into one while interweaving all with concepts, option and most of all, honesty while still maintaining a sense of originality." Kopfnuss Verlag is to release the new album, even though Katze Platten is still involved. In addition to a limited first edition book with a bonus CD to be released on Kopfnuss, a CD only release on Katze will be available. Besides other ingredients, the Kopfnuss version will deliver at least 15 brand new audio tracks and has been described by drummer, Fisz Dipn as, "definitely one of the wider ranging Pornoheft records ever released". Track listings will be the same for each format. Pornoheft is introducing a product featuring all natural ingredients with guitars made from organic wood, no artificials, and a multi-gain crust. The graphic parts of the release were produced by Frankfurt based designers very while the audio parts were produced by mastermind Uwe "The eye" Lulis who also produced Pornoheft's Live at Vintage and Das neue Album. In November, Pornoheft will hit the road for a 150-date world tour.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Agreement on future album releases

For years Pornoheft Research Team has struggled to improve its existing directive on album releases, which dates from 1976. Today, Thursday 17 July, at the end of the 21st meeting on the proposed new directive, an agreement was reached between Kopfnuss Verlag and representatives of Pornoheft. The provisions of the old directive and the parameters it required to be measured had been overtaken by one-off approval for specific scientific developments. Vink Sperber, rapporteur for the Release Committee on this directive, believes Kopfnuss brings key improvements: "firstly, from now on, instead of 39 parameters for analysis, of which many had become obsolete or unnecessary, release studies will focus on the two parameters most important for album releases." Fisz Dipn, Vice-President of PoFash and head of the clothing delegation in the negotiations with Kopfnuss, adds, that "the agreement has been a great success. The starting positions of Pornoheft and Kopfnuss were far apart. But we worked in a highly constructive spirit on both sides and Pornoheft Research Team played a key facilitating role. This is thus a victory as much for Pornoheft as for Kopfnuss. Pornoheft Research Team's mediative background was also of help in convincing Pornoheft to raise the flag for Kopfnuss. The outcome of the work is far better than the last one and will protect the pleasures of our fellow customers far more." During the negotiations, Kopfnuss also obtained a commitment from Pornoheft Research Team that constantly updated information should be provided. New standard signs will be devised in the near future and must be placed at all sites to indicate the quality of the relationship. The findings of Pornoheft books, audio and spoken word CDs, fashion items or else will be made available more swiftly, in particular on the internet. The agreement is scheduled to be implemented after it has entered into force, namely at the start of 2008.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Vink Sperber honored

Vink Sperber has received a lifetime achievement award from the Pornoheft Award Institute. Sperber is almost entirely free of suckiness, and deserving of just about any award anyone wants to give him. The award was accompanied by a glowing tribute from book publisher Kopfnuss, and a wacky bit from Oile Lachpansen who donned a kilt in honor of Sperber’s Polish heritage. Sperber has worked as a member of Pornoheft for more than 5 years and appeared in dozens and dozens of songs. He’s been a spy on guitar, an immortal on bass, and even a dragon on the drums. For those who have been waiting to see Sperber move from man to Super Aorta Man, here's your chance. Sperber will be taking a break from Pornoheft to take on that part of Super Aorta Man. Along with Super Aorta Man, some more details about the upcoming album have come out. For the album that was carried out on data recorded in March 2008, Pornoheft and Uwe Lulis are currently mixing 15 songs with data analysed on the 3rd reference of Uwe Lulis Studios. According to Lulis, spoken word won’t be used for the album, just in select areas, such as spoken word sequences. The rest of the album will be a traditional Pornoheft album. Of course, that means there's no guarantee Pornoheft will speak, but it’s a possibility. For additional information, Pornoheft Research Team claims to be putting a little more research into the news they have on the new album before revealing it.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Pornoheft page operations policies

The Pornoheft website is a secure website. Security at the Pornoheft website is designed for the benefit of people using the website, as well as for the protection of their personal ideas. Pornoheft Security staff do their best to be accommodating, but the Pornoheft website has no facilities available to securely keep ladies handbags during a visit. All public areas of the website are to remain fully illuminated when members of the public are present on the website. The Loading Dock area is for downloading. This applies to Pornoheft website staff as much as it does to any other website user. Pornoheft website staff will make any attempt necessary to find outdated information that is improperly parked. The Gig Info room may be used for the purposes of meeting Pornoheft before, during or after a performance. The Gig Info room is to remain fully illuminated while guests are in the room. Visitors, including family and pets, are allowed in every area of the Pornoheft website before, during, or after sunrise or during a Pornoheft rehearsal. No break is necessary between the end of a performance and a download. Pornoheft downloads can be used at home, at work, or in any other desired location, including other forms of hazing such as motorboats or land vehicles for increased effect. Helium balloons are not permitted on the Pornoheft website. When guns or soft ice machines are being used in connection with the website, such tools, for safety, must be operated by certified Pornoheft Research Team staff. The houselights and emergency systems on the Pornoheft website shall at all times be under the control of Pornoheft Research Team. All requests for further technical information and all technical information supplied to the Pornoheft website must be requested from or presented to Pornoheft Research Team (Use booking link below). Pornoheft Research Team will then take the appropriate action.

Monday, June 09, 2008

Annual Pornoheft Outdoor Guide 2008 released

Since 2003, the Pornoheft Outdoor Guide has provided a handy roadmap for Pornoheft fans looking to hit the road and experience a taste of live Pornoheft music in an open-air, outdoors setting. The 5th Annual Pornoheft Outdoor Guide 2008 lives up to the lofty reputation of its predecessors, delivering many pages of articles and further facts. Whether you're packing your bags for an upcoming trip, or just want to put your finger on the pulse of the current state of Pornoheft music, the 5th Annual Pornoheft Outdoor Guide 2008 is your ticket. The guide is an invaluable directory to the world of Pornoheft festivals and live music. This year's vast multi-page issue is packed with half and full-page reports, arranged by date beginning with June 2003 and running through the summer and well into the fall. Festivals are also listed, in alphabetical order, as well as line-listed by date with support bands and venue contact info. If the Pornoheft Outdoor Guide stopped here, that would be more than enough to ensure its place on the Pornoheft lover's desk or side table for easy, constant access. Furthermore Pornoheft Research Team adds many articles, such as Sin Tinybike's massive travelogue covering plenty of topics, inluding an insightful piece on German guitar legend Kiba Kalkei and informative articles on Sir Gogden Ponderosa's bars. In short, the Pornoheft Outdoor Guide is a powerful addition to the arsenal of any aspiring Pornoheft lover and a well-written piece by artist and actor Tinybike.

Friday, May 02, 2008

Poland tour completed in Vienna, Austria

Pornoheft Research Team is proud to announce that Pornoheft's recent Poland tour has brought together many advocates of Pornoheft from many different countries. The tour provided ample opportunities for the band to review and discuss recent development and challenges within Pornoheft. Pornoheft Research Team reviewed the attention to their activities, re-strategized efforts to integrate them into centers of higher meaning and discussed ways to improve existing Pornoheft strategies. The band provided first-hand information about various special experiences and formulated lessons learnt by mapping out strategies to strengthen and push forward important components in touring. Maurice de Stancuwicé, Director General of Pornoheft Poland, says: "The most stimulating part of the Poland tour for the band was indeed their interaction with people like Beppo Schön, CEO of Pornoheft Holland, who is passionate about Pornoheft and Charlotte Roche. They met all these great people like Chris and Adam from Opole, Marek, Sabina and friends from Piekary, Marcin from Piensk, Magda and crew from Czestochowa, Gryfow's power trio Amanita Muscaria, the list could go on for hours..." The first phase of Pornoheft's Austria tour was included in the last phase of the Poland tour and presented during a gig and a two day workshop in Vienna with partners from the wonderful Fluc Club involved. All decisions taken during the tour have been summarized in the 2008 Poland Tour Action Plan by Fisz Dipn. More output documents and photos will be posted soon.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Pornoheft Research Team adds new link

Pornoheft Research Team today added a new revolutionary link to the Pornoheft Link Section. The new link comes with a pending gif animated button, joining several other links. “Now people can enjoy even more of Pornoheft, like photos taken by Paulek on the most revolutionary mobile camera. The new images are freely available immediately through the Paulek website.” said Fisz Dipn, Pornoheft's vice president of Worldwide PoFash Product Marketing.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Pornoheft have announced their European tour

Pornoheft have announced a special tour of select clubs and theaters in Austria, Germany and Poland throughout April to celebrate the recording of their much-anticipated new album. Recorded in their native Frankfurt am Main with producer Uwe Lulis, the new album will be prime Pornoheft, according to Fisz Dipn: "Driving drums, pounding guitar hooks, and Pornoheft’s unmistakable hyper vocal style." Here’s the early word from Oile Lachpansen, CEO of Katze Platten: “Not rusty! This might be their first album since 2006, but damn if they haven’t lost a dance step. A bristling and surprisingly raw bit of Pornoheft. Sounds exactly like a Pornoheft album should - guitar riffs, group harmonies, entendre-packed lyrics. Listen closely and you can hear that Pornoheft is all-contemporary. An updated take on their quirky, signature sound. Jet-powered rock.” With all dates ‘all ages’, Pornoheft will provide everyone a chance to catch them in the flesh. The band will be coming fresh from their taunus sauna club where they relaxed throughout Easter holidays. The tour is a chance to catch the three-some on this European tour before they jet back to Frankfurt via New Zealand & Japan. Taking to the road with Pornoheft are Biel's Mad Hilda and Amanita Muscaria from Gryfow Slaski. You can catch the tour on the following dates:

Wednesday, April 2, Bochum, D, Wageni, + Grrzzz
Friday, April 11, Frankfurt, D, Atelierhaus Basis
Friday, April 18, Gryfow Slaski, PL, Fabryka, + Whitman + Amanita Muscaria
Saturday, April 19, Piensk, PL, Qltur Kombinat
Wednesday, April 23, Opole, PL, Miejski Osrodek Kultury, + various
Thursday, April 24, Czestochowa, PL, Elektromadonna
Friday, April 25, Piekary Slaskie, PL, Klub Schron
Saturday, April 26, Wien, A, Fluc
Friday, May 2, Köln, D, Wagenplatz, + Gtuk ...
Thursday, June 12
, Freiburg, D, White Rabbit, + Mad Hilda

Saturday, June 14, Hamburg, D, Gaussplatz, + Mad Hilda
Friday, June 27, Köln, D, Sonic Ballroom, + Casanovas Schwule Seite
Saturday, July 12, Limburg, D, Sportplatz Obererbach, Pell-Mell-Festival

Friday, February 29, 2008

Conclusions of the first 2008 Pornoheft Summit

Last Tuesday's Pornoheft Summit at Frankfurt am Main has been an essential reference point for Pornoheft development. Pornoheft Research Team did produce a conceptual breakthrough in that Vienna was added to the 2008 tour schedule to give Pornoheft the concept of touring Austria. The understandings reached at that conference added new dimensions to the concept of Pornoheft development, namely touring Austria. In so doing the conference was reaffirming core ideas of the 2002 declaration on Pornoheft development. Vienna confirmed that Pornoheft would play at Fluc, Club Fenchelstyle. Pornoheft Research Team declared the promotion of Pornoheft in all countries as a legitimate concern of the Pornoheft community.

Saturday, April 26, Wien, A, Fluc

Monday, January 28, 2008

New Poland tour dates confirmed

Pornoheft Research Team is once again very excited to confirm new live dates for Poland. On the heels of their latest album and a new chapter of their grinding video saga "Udu (Finnisch Hardcore)", Pornoheft has announced another tour that will begin on February 1st in Vreden, Germany. Confirmed tour dates so far include Vreden, Neuenkirchen, Gryfow Slaski, Piensk, Piekary Slaskie and Czestochowa. Further dates in Poland, Germany and the Netherlands are in the works although nothing has been confirmed yet. As soon as all dates are confirmed, Pornoheft Research Team will provide information about where and when to see Pornoheft perform live. The tour, presented by the concert promotion firm Katze Platten, helmed by industry veteran Oile Lachpansen, is one of the most ambitious and anticipated Pornoheft tours of the past decade. Joining Pornoheft on the bill will be punk stars, platinum-selling songsters, Se Sichelzecken, whose recently released Katze Platten debut "Was soll das sein, eine Generation?" is currently seated at the No. 1 position on Sif Dishes’ hot album chart. In a recent interview in Austria Dishes mentioned that not only Pornoheft but also Se Sichelzecken had a new album in the making, with some songs already recorded and others pending to be recorded. Dishes said the new Pornoheft album would fairly continue the style of the former album, with "more guitar, no accordion and no violin." Possible songs would include "1:30" and "Der der Titel hat". Confirmed official tour dates are listed here.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Pornoheft Research Team to get to the fun stuff

As Pornoheft Research Team stated previously, the most exciting part of the Pornoheft Download Center is the way it provides a program for free high-quality mp3 downloads. The first time you get your free Pornoheft mp3 files to analyze your music taste, it won’t be quite as interesting as it gets each additional time you use the program. Every time you use the program, you’ll somehow widen the initial files you downloaded, hit “play” to play the latest free mp3 files, and let the program update your mp3 library. This screen shows a listing of the free audio files Pornoheft is currently providing as free mp3 downloads. Notice below how many mp3s from this site that Pornoheft Research Team has provided, and this screen certainly doesn’t show them all. If a user hasn’t found one of the important mp3s, maybe he or she needs to add more clicks to the more download links provided. When the user downloads new free mp3s, he or she will be able to see at a glance what he or she finds and crawl those files. If the user uses the web, he or she will be able to monitor whether Pornoheft is visiting their town like they’re supposed to. The user will know exactly which pages of the Pornoheft site are being provided by which Pornoheft division, and when. If the user is interested in tracking Pornoheft, RSS is a must have software for automation purposes. It’s fast and easy to use, and it provides key information about how Pornoheft are crawling your town, the web and elsewhere. Visit this web site at to learn more or to download free zipped full album mp3 versions of the existing Pornoheft releases. As stated above, Pornoheft Research Team also offers a regular version of RSS enhanced information concerning Pornoheft. So, be sure to click on the Pornoheft News Blog Edition link to feed your feed.

Amuletto 2.3mb
Marianne 2.3mb
Ohne Gehirn 3.4mb
Tschechien 1.1mb
Bor 4.7mb
Kutter 2.9mb
Udu (Finnisch Hardcore) 2.8mb
Brötchen 2mb
Ödipuss 4.8mb
Bahnhofsklo 3mb
Du 1.6mb
Des Medel 2.4mb
Keine Schraube 1.4mb
Beitrittskandidat 2.1mb
Nähmaschine 3.1mb
Elefantenkuh 1.4mb
Meine Oma liegt im Sarg 3.4mb
more free mp3 downloads
Nach Wurst 2.4mb
Pornoheft 2.7mb
Bum Bum 2.7mb
Im Büro 1.7mb
Du Sau 1.9mb
Schlecht fürs Geschäft 1.7mb
Überhaupt 2.2mb
AIU 1.6mb
free 192k downloads

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Pornoheft Tour 2008 announced

If you would like to attend a Pornoheft show live in person in 2008, is your source. Pornoheft Research Team provides schedules and information for Pornoheft here. Whether you just want free albums that will get you into the mood for the show or you prefer premium CDs, makes it easy to find your Pornoheft configuration. While Pornoheft Research Team is proud to offer you an industry-leading selection of Pornoheft, is equally committed to providing extensive Pornoheft information. This includes Pornoheft schedules, stage seating charts, directions, and Pornoheft background and history. Nowhere was the creative genius behind Pornoheft Research Team more evident than in Pornoheft Research Team's masterpiece: the ground-breaking Pornoheft Tour 2008. Oile Lachpansen, CEO of Katze Platten states: "This is the story, and it's to become an instant classic, like it will solidify Pornoheft's position as one of the finest bands in the business." provides the most comprehensive inventory of Pornoheft information available on the market. All Pornoheft albums are shipped via Free Download Express.

2006 Pornoheft DNA, Album CD - 16 songs
NEW: Free Download album zip file 192k 37mb

2004 Live at Vintage Album CD - 21 songs
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Friday, February 1, Vreden, [n]-joy
Saturday, February 2, Neuenkirchen,
Nordhoff, + Se Sichelzecken + Chlor Cocktail
Friday, February 8, Mülheim an der Ruhr, AZ, + Se Sichelzecken + Alarmstufe Gerd
Thursday, April 24, Czestochowa, Poland, Elektromadonna
Friday, April 25, Piekary Slaskie, Poland, Klub Schron

Monday, January 07, 2008

Pornoheft to sing for Uwe Lulis

Pornoheft Research Team today announced, that Pornoheft are set to again venture into a partnership with Frankfurt's very own king of recording studios, Uwe Lulis, who is back to woo his fans with a brand new album from Pornoheft. The album stars Fisz Dipn's premiere on guitar and will be directed by Sif Dishes and Vink Sperber. "One of the new songs, Der Reiter ritt den Ritt über den Weiher, is a soft melody that touches the soul with its simplicity and as always my voice leaves a heartrending and poignant effect," says Dipn. "Well, with names like Lulis and Pornoheft, the album promises to be a sure shot." The recordings are scheduled through the Pornoheft Office of Recording Activities for February 22 to 24. A digital stereo master recording will be produced by Lulis for future permanent storage in the Uwe Lulis Conservatory Recording archives.

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Pornoheft CEO offers means to help you feel better in 2008

If you're like most of us, you've been forced into indulging in too many bad music listening habits for the last few weeks and are suffering from a bad music hangover. But 2008 is the perfect time to put your less-than perfect music listening habits behind you. Fortunately, avoiding bad music doesn't have to equal denial and deprivation. Try this strategy to help boost your good music intake, feel more energized and enjoy a healthier body in 2008 and beyond. Aim for at least 5 good bands of your choice each week. “If I were trapped on an island for a week and had to choose on survival music, I'd choose Squarepusher, This Heat, Minutemen, Jimi Hendrix, Deerhoof, Einstürzende Neubauten and Slayer,” says Vink Sperber, a registered musician and CEO of Pornoheft, " real life you grow stronger and stronger, you download music or try to buy music from a local underground record dealer, or you try to order albums from overseas. In case you order overseas, you can easily grow while waiting for the items to be shipped to you by enjoying yourself while listening to good music or copying albums to your preferred mp3 devices." Sperber states that he loves good music because good music is rich in both catharsis and encouragement, and contains loads of personal touch "to promote regularity, control temper and majorly reduce the risk of certain bad music listening habits."

Monday, December 31, 2007

Pornoheft Research Team to release Ball of Fame ringtone

Keeping Pornoheft as stable as possible has always been the mandate of Pornoheft Research Team. As the central team of the Pornoheft Teams, it has fulfilled this mandate for half a decade more consistently and successfully than almost any other institution in the world – a period of almost 6 years. The reputation of Pornoheft Research Team as a stable team has lived on in Pornoheft, our single band, since 2002. Pornoheft Research Team also performs key tasks for Pornoheft through its implementation of global booking policy decisions, supplying Pornoheft with cash, providing cashless payment facilities for Pornoheft and managing Pornoheft's reserve. Under international law, Pornoheft Research Team is also empowered to participate in composer supervision and to advise Pornoheft on matters of music policy importance. Finally, it has a major role in communicating Pornoheft policy to the public. However, Pornoheft Research Team's importance for Pornoheft goes far beyond these activities. This is because it has released a new free ringtone which is at once a sound basis for a stability-oriented ringtone policy and a generator of confidence in the fledgling ringtone markets.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Pornoheft successfully completed December tour

Pornoheft CEO Vink Sperber today announced the successful completion of an exercise by Pornoheft and Se Sichelzecken. A tour was fired including Wild Rover, Aachen. Shortly after lift-off, utilizing their new Listic Music Distribution System (LMDS), the bands acquired and tracked the audience, developed a noise solution and simulated the launch of a concert series. The exercise was training for the upcoming 2008 tour of Pornoheft and Se Sichelzecken, which is scheduled to conduct an actual tour. It will be the first tour by Pornoheft of the renewed 2008 LMDS program. Last Friday, Fisz Dipn successfully test launched the 2008 LMDS, marking the tenth and eleventh successful test launch, in thirteen attempts, for the program. See gig info for details.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Media attention centered around free album downloads

Pornoheft Research Team receives some reports that the announcement of details about zipped full album downloads sparked a flurry of media attention centered around the band's decision to release full albums online as a free digital download. The zip files' release marks the band's first release after the end of 2006 and the end of the longest gap between releases in their career. Upon this release, the zip files earned widespread critical acclaim, though the commercial success of the zip files is still unclear and undergoes further research. Pornoheft is a zip file veteran and knows that the bulk of profit will not come from cd sales. The band plans to embark on a vast European tour beginning in December 2007.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Board of Directors meets with Pornoheft executives

Each November, the Pornoheft Board of Directors meets with senior managers to discuss the top concerns of the Pornoheft community. These sessions provide an opportunity to bring the most pressing Pornoheft issues to the immediate attention of Pornoheft's key decisionmakers. The agenda for the most recent meeting reflects the many new and ongoing challenges faced in 2007. Of foremost concern to the Pornoheft community and the Pornoheft Board of Directors are Pornoheft's efforts to improve free quality downloads. Pornoheft Research Team believes it can foster a culture of continuous process improvement within its Download group. This means moving to a model where organizational processes operate to drive enhancements to free downloads. Other Pornoheft organizations are jumping on the bandwagon. In cooperation with the Download group, Pornoheft Booking is examining ways to improve communications. Potential approaches include the use of online conferencing tools to resolve booking issues. This proactive strategy relies on developing band partnerships, modernizing internal communications, instituting process refinements and establishing personal accountability for quality output. While Pornoheft is making good progress, it is clear that much work remains to ensure consistent, high-quality releases. In a recent letter to Vink Sperber, Pornoheft's President and CEO, the Board raised questions about the band’s efforts to deploy the upcoming album and to use appropriate metrics to measure progress toward achieving quality output. The Board and Pornoheft management are now working jointly to focus attention on album quality. Deployment of new technologies will improve Pornoheft's ability to release, leading to better output and quicker release times.